...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...

April 19, 2008

Yet Another In A Series Of Satirical Environment Related Posts: Earth Day Suggestions

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It's a well known and scientifically accepted truth that we are all on the verge of a major environmental catastrophe, which can only be averted by the election of Bronco Bomber. Unfortunately, we can't count on the gun-toting, God-clinging, xenophobic racists who vote in this country to recognize the Obamessiah as the Planet's one and only salvation. It doesn't look good for the old Obameister right now, but don't despair. We can still do our part. Here are thirteen practical suggestions for making this year's Earth Day count:

  1. Refrain from swatting any flies. Flies are people too, and swatting is a violent act. Instead, try talking to the fly without preconditions.
  2. Don't needlessly waste electricity at night. Turn off all your lights and stop watching tv. Instead, read a book and use your cell phone as a reading light.
  3. Rather than waste water by going in your toilet, reuse old plastic grocery bags instead. Better yet, don't flush and plant a tree in the bowl. Presto, instant carbon offset!
  4. If you're already walking or biking to work, bravo for you. But remember that you exhale more CO2 when you exercise. Offset that contribution to greenhouse gasses by carrying a co-worker on your back.
  5. Did you know that leaving the tap running while you brush your teeth wastes about thirty gallons of water a day? Stop brushing your teeth.
  6. Don't buy any product that was ever manufactured, assembled, transported, marketed or sold by a large corporation. Instead, make all your own stuff. I know a guy named Fred who furnished his entire house using only natural materials he found locally or brought home from work.
  7. Watching tv is a huge waste of electricity, but if you must watch your favorite show, wait for the re-runs. It's a great way to recycle.
  8. Act. Be active. Activate. Actualize. Activist. Accentuate. Use these words in a sentence.
  9. Wear hemp jewelry. My boyfriend proposed by giving me a hemp ring he made himself out of some free twine he stole from IKEA.
  10. Browbeat your friends into becoming environmentally conscious. Guilt-trip them about eating meat. Set their pets free. Just be obnoxious in general.
  11. Paint your house green. Then tell everybody you live in a green house. They won't know.
  12. Practice Zero Population Growth responsibly. For instance, a hollowed out leek makes a great condom.
  13. Water plants with your own blood.

Posted by annika, Apr. 19, 2008 | link | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
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April 17, 2008

Best Pickle Discovery Of The Year

Oh Baby Baby, how was I supposed to know...

...that these plain-wrap brand pickles would be so dang tasty.

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I got them at Ralph's.

N.B. This post should in no way be construed as having been inspired by, or being in any way related to the previous post.

Posted by annika, Apr. 17, 2008 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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March 01, 2008

Help Save The Earth!

You may have seen a lot of applications on places like Facebook and MySpace, which promise to save the rainforests and stop global warming every time you click the mouse on their button.

I want to get in the act, because I care too. So here it is, save the earth, the Annika's Journal way. The more you click, the more you help save the earth.

CLICK HERE TO HELP SAVE THE EARTH

Thanks for helping to save the earth. If we all work together, we can do it. For instance if ten thousand people clicked on that button this month it could actually help save the earth something like ten thousand times faster than normal earth saving methods would. If ten billion people clicked on that button, we might have so much earth savingness, that we could build another earth or planet or whatever. Which is pretty amazing if you think about it, and makes me feel real good about myself and how I'm doing my part and all.

Posted by annika, Mar. 1, 2008 | link | Comments (38) | TrackBack (0)
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April 30, 2007

Annika's Journal Farewell Tour, Part V: Just To Be Clear

I will not be coming back to do one hour specials on "owatism" and "dipression."

Posted by annika, Apr. 30, 2007 | link | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0)
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April 26, 2007

Random Thought

Fucken-a, why is Yahoo being so slow all the time? Holy crap.

Posted by annika, Apr. 26, 2007 | link | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
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April 15, 2007

Observation

I seriously don't know how people did their taxes before Turbotax.

More: Carlos Mencia explains why we need taxes.

Posted by annika, Apr. 15, 2007 | link | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
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April 14, 2007

Observation

I seriously don't know how people did chores like vacuuming and ironing before the iPod.

Posted by annika, Apr. 14, 2007 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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April 02, 2007

Annika Asks Her Readers

John Hawkins has his polls, I have mine.


Do you think the Travelocity Gnome is funny?
Yes
No
Don't know
  
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Should Ohio State officially change their name from the Buckeyes to Florida's Bitches?
Yes
No
Don't know
  
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Egg salad sandwich, tuna salad sandwich, or chicken salad sandwich?
Egg salad
Tuna salad
Chicken salad
Don't know
  
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Which Jessica is best?
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rose
Lady Jessica Atreides
  
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If Sam Jaya ever gets kicked off American Idol, the next competition he should enter is...
one of those Bravo reality shows where everyone's gay.
America's top model.
The Ultimate Fighter.
Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
The Bachelor.
  
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March 01, 2007

Travel Tips 2.0

I thought they had a phone in the john, but when I picked it up it blew hot air at me.

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January 08, 2007

Epiphany Epiphany

This weekend I realized something, and I wanted to share it with you. Despite being bombarded with dire warnings from every corner, I've never felt afraid about global warming. Not even once since all the hysteria began. Al Gore needs to work harder.

Posted by annika, Jan. 8, 2007 | link | Comments (37) | TrackBack (0)
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January 05, 2007

Happy News

Cinnamon Dolce latte has returned to Starbucks!

OMG!

Posted by annika, Jan. 5, 2007 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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December 30, 2006

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

It is a semi well known fact that the number of Elvis impersonators in the world has increased exponentially since the singer's death in 1977. But how many of you know just how pronounced and dangerous the trend is?

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According to the San Francisco Chronicle

When Elvis Presley died in 1977, there were an estimated 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. By 1993, there were 48,000 Elvis impersonators, an exponential increase. Extrapolating from this, by 2010 there will be 2.5 billion Elvis impersonators. The population of the world will be 7.5 billion by 2010. Every 3rd person will be an Elvis impersonator by 2010.
That's one third of the Earth's total population, or 22,500,000,000 people. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I want to be an Elvis impersonator.

To be sure, not all of the finest workings of global population science is yet fully understood to the finest grain. However, all of the basics are absolutely clear. The Elvis impersonator crisis is real, humans are causing the problem, and the solutions are available to us now. It is not too late to avoid the worst. All that is needed is the political will to act.

h/t Some Words To Not.

Posted by annika, Dec. 30, 2006 | link | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
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December 21, 2006

Busy Girl

I checked out the Miss Nevada photos, and all I can say is she was working overtime. I can't believe she managed to do all that stuff in one night. She must have been exhausted afterwards. Listen, I had some wild times when I was her age, but dang gurl. Is there anyone in that room she didn't get funky on?

Posted by annika, Dec. 21, 2006 | link | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0)
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December 02, 2006

Big Hair Video of the Day

Victor here, still wired from watching my beloved Caps roll over one of the top two teams in hockey. Heckuva game and I'm not gonna be able to sleep for a couple of hours. I mean, it's 1:15 in the AM and I was going to go to work in about five hours, but not no more!

Instead, I'll clutter up annika's blog with a big hair video. I give you...The Flirts!

annika will soon begin to regret giving me posting rights.

Posted by Victor, Dec. 2, 2006 | link | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)
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December 01, 2006

Fiji Coup Update

Fiji's military commander, Frank Bananarama, has called on the Prime Minister and other members of the country's government to come out of hiding.

Fiji's ousted Prime Minister charted a plane yesterday and travelled with his family to an undisclosed location on the island of Venus Levu, when it appeared a coup was about to take place.

Bananarama said ministers will not be hurt in any way, during what he called a clean-up of the government by the military. He cautioned any who might oppose him that the government was now fully under his control. "We got it, yeah baby we got it," he added.

Posted by annika, Dec. 1, 2006 | link | Comments (8) | TrackBack (0)
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November 16, 2006

Visitor Mail

Blu wrote me to suggest that I mention the passing of Thomas Friedman, which I have now done.

Correction: Make that Milton. Told you econ was not my subject.

Posted by annika, Nov. 16, 2006 | link | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)
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August 04, 2006

Observations From The Cellphone #94

[part of a continuing series]

Panda Express is a phenomenon whose longevity, like that of rock & roll or the computer, seems unjustified by its present state of quality.

Posted by annika, Aug. 4, 2006 | link | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)
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August 03, 2006

Question #249

[in a continuing series]

Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that even though he's dictator of the country with the GREATEST HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, Fidel Castro is still going to die?

Posted by annika, Aug. 3, 2006 | link | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
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June 21, 2006

Useless June 21 Blogging

Dang, this was a long day.

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May 31, 2006

May 10, 2006

Useless Observational Blogging

Is Wednesday over yet?

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May 01, 2006

Damn You Burrito!

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, which for some inexplicable reason was moved to May 1st this year, I plan to eat a burrito.

I love burritos. Did you know that the burrito was invented in San Francisco? Really. The restaurant that made the first burrito is still there. I used to eat there a lot. I can't remember the name of the place but they do make awesome burritos.

I also highly recommend the new McDonald's-owned place called Chipotle. Fantastic burritos there. It's a chain, so one should be popping up near you very soon. There's one in Sacramento, which always has a long line.

Today, when you say the word "burrito," say it like Carlos Mencia in this video. Roll your r's in solidarity with today's festivities. Or just for the heck of it, because it's fun to do. Say "Damn you burrito!"

Link via Casca.

Posted by annika, May. 1, 2006 | link | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)
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April 22, 2006

Happy Earth Day

Oh hey, today is Earth Day! I forgot all about it. Damn.

And I took an extra long, hot shower too. While running the dishwasher. With the heat-dry selected.

I'm going to go turn off some lights now. I wouldn't want to kill the Earth on Earth Day.

Update: I just found out about a thing us chicks can do to save the Earth that I will most definitely not be doing. No thank you. Sorry.

Hat tip to Feisty Republican Whore.

Posted by annika, Apr. 22, 2006 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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March 29, 2006

Useless Jelly Belly Blogging

My first Easter themed post of the season.

The thing about eating from a bag of assorted jelly bellies is that there's no way to identify the various flavors, except by trusting your mouth.

Sometimes I'll just grab a bunch and then say I'm making my own flavor out of the combinations. But that usually results in something that consistently resembles sugary mud. Assuming I know what mud tastes like, which I don't.

Eating them one by one is like a flavor quiz.

Here's one that tastes like peanuts. Another that tastes like balsamic vinegar. Another that tastes like maple syrup.

This is fun.

Here's a yellow one. I expect lemon but it turns out to be banana. Cool.

Black should always be licorice. It is.

Here's a deep red one. It looks like a kidney bean. Ouch. It is a kidney bean. Who put that in there?

Posted by annika, Mar. 29, 2006 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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March 09, 2006

Funny

annikagyrl: what do you get when you put the OC after AI?
bettyspaggetti: idk
annikagyrl: aioc!
bettyspaggetti: lol
annikagyrl: lol
bettyspaggetti: that wasn't funny

Posted by annika, Mar. 9, 2006 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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February 27, 2006

New Least Favorite Ad Campaign

I can't stand that AT&T campaign with Oasis' "All Around The World." I mean, it's on the radio every five minutes, it's on the tv every five minutes. I'm sick of it. I actually hate that song now.

Posted by annika, Feb. 27, 2006 | link | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
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January 26, 2006

Miscellaneous Thoughts Blogged Off The Phone With A Starbuck's Before Class

1. I'm taking suggestions for a spring Fash-ism photo essay. Leave one in the comments.

2. Is the starling an ugly bird or a handsome bird?

3. That crane reminds me of the alien machines in Spielberg's War Of The Worlds. Dang, they were scary.

4. Hey over there. In the world of foundation, less is more. Look into it.

5. What is that smell?

6. I want an Audi TT convertible. Those things are sweet.

7. Shit, it's time to go. Do I have to go?

More scintillating blog content later.

Posted by annika, Jan. 26, 2006 | link | Comments (14) | TrackBack (0)
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January 23, 2006

What's More Annoying...

the concept of "high energy" in advertising?

...or some other thing?

Update: "High energy" would be like loud upbeat music, lots of dancing kids, bright primary colors in motion, maybe a cartoon character or two breakdancing.

Okay, I got something more annoying, maybe. How about that barrista who's having so much fun she's just gotta yell all the time?

Posted by annika, Jan. 23, 2006 | link | Comments (10) | TrackBack (0)
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January 21, 2006

Two Words

Cinnamon dolce!

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December 02, 2005

What The World Needs Now

Is more movies about a family with a zillion kids.

<sarc>Keep them coming please.</sarc>

Posted by annika, Dec. 2, 2005 | link | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)
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Question 46

Has anyone ever used the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google?

i haven't. But that's only because in all this excitement i can't remember if he fired six shots or only five.

Punk.

Posted by annika, Dec. 2, 2005 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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November 08, 2005

Things You Think About At 3:30 a.m.

The mahi-mahi fish is also called the dolphin fish. (It's fun to watch people freak out when i tell them i've eaten dolphin meat.)

Posted by annika, Nov. 8, 2005 | link | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)
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November 04, 2005

Lunch Planning

Do i want pizza; do i want bbq, or do i want smorgasbord?

Update: i went with J.R.'s Texas BBQ.

Posted by annika, Nov. 4, 2005 | link | Comments (17) | TrackBack (0)
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October 27, 2005

Always Thinking Outside The Box

Everybody always talks about building a better mousetrap. Why don't we just build a worse mouse?

Posted by annika, Oct. 27, 2005 | link | Comments (8) | TrackBack (0)
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October 19, 2005

Idea For Martha

How about letting the teams re-design Martha's bangs?

Posted by annika, Oct. 19, 2005 | link | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)
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October 12, 2005

Subconscious IM Conversations

id: i want to begin drinking beer as soon as i get home.
superego: i don't want to begin drinking beer as soon as i get home.

. . .

id: i want to throttle that idiot in front of the line who can't decide which scratcher to buy.
superego: i want to wait patiently like a good person.
id: i want to smash a 2 liter bottle of cola on that idiot's head while he cashes in his $2 scratcher so he can play again while i'm waiting.
superego: i am a good person.

. . .

id: i need new boots.
superego: i need to pay rent.

. . .

id: Martha's show is a must see on Wednesday nights.
superego: i have homework.
id: You are weak. Embrace your weakness.
superego: i am a responsible person.
id: Fuck you. You're weak and you know it.

. . .

id: Light beer is for sissies. It tastes bad.
superego: i can always do an extra set of stairmaster tomorrow.
id: That's my girl.

. . .

id: Leftover pizza tastes great with a beer.
superego: i believe it does. But still.

. . .

ego: Can't we all just get along? i suggest a compromise. i was good, and didn't smash a 2 liter bottle of cola on that idiot's head, therefore i deserve to reward myself by drinking a beer and watching Martha.
id: What about the pizza?

. . .

id: i need new boots.
superego: mmm boots.

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October 03, 2005

Miers

Yah, sure. But what does she know about Arabian horses?

Posted by annika, Oct. 3, 2005 | link | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)
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September 30, 2005

Today's Coffee Cup Wisdom

On my Starbuck's cup today was the following blurb:

The Way I See It #53

Be exceptional. Make tremendous efforts to be extraordinary. What a privilege to be here on the planet to contribute your unique donation to humankind. Just make sure you do so...

--Shelby Lynne

Hmm. My response?
Blah blah blah blah. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. clunk.
Shaddap.

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September 21, 2005

Question 2 For The Day

What if Sacramento won a sports championship and nobody cared?

Posted by annika, Sep. 21, 2005 | link | Comments (19) | TrackBack (0)
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Question 1 For The Day

What if Rita Cosby moved to MSNBC and nobody noticed?

Posted by annika, Sep. 21, 2005 | link | Comments (14) | TrackBack (0)
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August 10, 2005

Nonsensical Connection

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i don't know what it means, but i'm sure it's significant in some strange metaphysical way.

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August 08, 2005

Compliance Update

For safety reasons i have regularly monitored the actuation readings of this blog on a semi-periodic basis. Up until now, i have done this without telling anyone, because i didn't want to alarm you.

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Now, with the new federal regulations set to kick in at the beginning of next year, i've decided to make the semi-periodic actuation readings public. i feel it's always better for my visitors to know, rather than to not know. And i am proud to say that this is the first blog in the history of the blogosphere to comply in advance with the upcoming, more stringent federal guidelines as enumerated at Title 51, vol. 3, ch. XVIII, parts 751 to 782, subparts S through T, inclusive.

i hope that by providing this information to you, i have put at least some of your minds at ease. Feel free to contact me with any concerns you might have, but at this time i'd like to remind everyone that to date there has been no credible study linking blog actuation levels to any serious health risk. However, i'm sure you will agree that it never hurts to be safe and informed. That's part of my commitment to you, dear visitor, to keep you safe and/or informed.

Carry on.

Posted by annika, Aug. 8, 2005 | link | Comments (16) | TrackBack (0)
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July 26, 2005

Useless Demi-Blogging

When did the accent switch from the first syllable to the second?

Posted by annika, Jul. 26, 2005 | link | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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July 01, 2005

Catchphrase For The Day

My catchphrase for today is:

"T-1 is a joke."

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June 12, 2005

Useless Sunday Morning Bullet Points

  • Three spiders were summarily executed yesterday.
  • Meanwhile, somewhere, Victor felt a great disturbance in the force.
  • If Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer were each given orders to kill each other, who would win?
  • Last night i ate an excellent meal.
  • i am already tired of my Baywatch banner.
  • Nothing in this world moves slower than a convenience store clerk.
  • The word "fuck" is gratuitously hidden somewhere within this post. Can you find it?
  • The trick to painting is fat over lean, always.
  • Get this, someone has designated June 14th "International Weblogger's Day." Isn't that hilarious?
  • Last night, i passed out too early and missed She Spies. i hate missing She Spies.
  • Sacramento local nescasters all suck.
  • The people who live across the street from me have like ten SUVs. What's up with that?
  • They also have a pet chihuahua that got mauled by a pit bull.
  • This morning's coffee is Italian Roast, in honor of our allies, the Italians.
  • i got nothing else.
Posted by annika, Jun. 12, 2005 | link | Comments (13)
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May 12, 2005

Useless Bugle Boy Blogging

If he can't blow a note unless the bass and guitars are with him, i ask you, what good is he?

Posted by annika, May. 12, 2005 | link | Comments (5)
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April 19, 2005

Pope Update

White smoke.

Got pope.

developing . . .

Seriously, it's kind of exciting. i hope it's the German.


Update to the update: Note to the non-Catholic, but curious: If you thought the conclave was exciting, wait until you see our convlex!

Posted by annika, Apr. 19, 2005 | link | Comments (7)
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Pope Update

Still no pope.

developing . . .

Posted by annika, Apr. 19, 2005 | link | Comments (6)
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March 14, 2005

But Then i'm A History Geek

A medieval theme restaurant wouldn't disqualify a guy out of a goodnight kiss from me.

Posted by annika, Mar. 14, 2005 | link | Comments (5)
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March 10, 2005

Useless Thought For The Day Blogging

One poppy seed is flavorless on its own.

Many poppy seeds on a bagel have a slight flavor.

Posted by annika, Mar. 10, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
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February 25, 2005

Uselessly Vague Philip K. Dick Referenced Blogging

Do really lonely farm robots fuck electric sheep?

Posted by annika, Feb. 25, 2005 | link | Comments (3)
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February 21, 2005

Completely Lame Robot Mailbag Post

annika's journal gets mail, and Robot Week is no exception.

To: Annika
From: Leonard Nimoy
Subject: Robots

Dear Annika,

I was reading through your blog from beginning to end, and I noticed this Robot related post from last March. In it you incorrectly refer to Iron Man as a colossal death robot.

Allow me to point out that Iron Man, while colossal and deadly, was not a robot at all. A key fact, which you seem to have quite forgotten, is that Iron Man "was turned to steel in a great magnetic field."

Logic therefore dictates that Iron Man was at one time a carbon-based life form, and at no time was he a mechanical device, which by definition all robots are.

Please correct this error.

Sorry, Mr. Nimoy. If that is your real name. It's too late to correct that entry, so you can just kiss my ass.

Iron Man? Gimme a break. "Why should we even care?"

Any more celebrities wanna take a shot at me?

Posted by annika, Feb. 21, 2005 | link | Comments (8)
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February 20, 2005

Robot Week On annika's journal

Attention.

i have unilaterally decided to designate this week as Robot Week here on annika's journal.

i'm not sure what all that will entail, besides putting up the new poll on my sidebar, which i encourage you to vote in.

Oh, and experimenting with a new robot-friendly font.

Maybe i'll do a post about Al Gore...

...in Fortran.

Any suggestions?

Robot week! Come celebrate it with me.

Posted by annika, Feb. 20, 2005 | link | Comments (5)
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More Completely Useless Sunday Afternoon Blogging

Laurie Dhue appears to be retaining water.

Developing...

Posted by annika, Feb. 20, 2005 | link | Comments (4)
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February 17, 2005

Useless Candy Blogging

Why hasn't Reese's made a peanut butter cup in dark chocolate?

Posted by annika, Feb. 17, 2005 | link | Comments (17)
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Bush Picks His Intelligence Czar

Intelligence czar?

The first order of business, i would imagine, will be teaching the president how to pronounce "nuclear."

Posted by annika, Feb. 17, 2005 | link | Comments (1)
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February 16, 2005

How Committed A Fan Are You?

No no, i'm not expecting everyone anyone to get an annie's journal tattoo...

annie's journal tattoo

...although i won't discourage the idea.

Now that i think of it, that would be a great way to advertise - and i need only 93 more links to pass fatbody Oliver Willis on the Ecosystem!

Posted by annika, Feb. 16, 2005 | link | Comments (11)
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February 14, 2005

Lame Or Genius Idea?

Over at Paul's a commenter named EEKer posted the following comment, and i can't decide whether it's a lame idea or a genius idea.

Years ago I was able to convince my wife that it would be really romantic to switch off for Valentines every year. One year she is the Valentine and the next I am. This was a good move. She ate it up and loves the idea. Now I'm off the hook at least every other year. This year I'm coasting!
i guess it depends on how long the relationship has been around. It would probably be a bad idea to suggest trading off years when you're still dating. But after a few years of marriage, i could see the idea having its advantages.

Posted by annika, Feb. 14, 2005 | link | Comments (3)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



January 18, 2005

Yet More Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging

Interesting thought...

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Sounds like fun, though.

Posted by annika, Jan. 18, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



Yet More Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging Again

i guess i should be happy that they're reading me in Peking, but still...

cookie2.jpg

How rude.

Posted by annika, Jan. 18, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging

An oldie but a goodie:

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Posted by annika, Jan. 18, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



Commercially Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging

i do have some good news...

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Posted by annika, Jan. 18, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



Useless Fortune Cookie Blogging, Gangsta Style

Heyo yeh!

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A Snoop Dogg fan at the Peking Noodle Company?

Posted by annika, Jan. 18, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



Useless February Second Fortune Cookie Blogging

Somebody stop me...

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Posted by annika, Jan. 18, 2005 | link | Comments (1)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



January 17, 2005

Tonight's Fortune Cookie

So i got that goin' for me...

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...which is nice.

Posted by annika, Jan. 17, 2005 | link | Comments (4)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & photoshopaholic



January 13, 2005

Random New Year's Resolution

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

Get your resolution here.

via Ginger.

Posted by annika, Jan. 13, 2005 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



January 04, 2005

Useless Halftime Show Blogging

The best part of the game so far has been listening to the crowd boo Ashley Simpson. That was fucking awesome!

Memo to Ashley: You make me wanna uh uh uh uh too. Then i flush the toilet.

Posted by annika, Jan. 4, 2005 | link | Comments (3)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



January 03, 2005

More Useless Blogging

President Clinton looks like he's gained a little weight. Still gaunt though.

Posted by annika, Jan. 3, 2005 | link | Comments (2)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



January 02, 2005

Useless 24 Blogging

The following thought took place between 8:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., while watching episode nine from my 24: Season One DVD set:

Why isn't Jack Bauer kicking somebody's ass? He needs to kick somebody's ass right now.

Posted by annika, Jan. 2, 2005 | link | Comments (3)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



December 30, 2004

Useless 70's Music Blogging

Why was the band on the run anyway?

Why indeed.

Posted by annika, Dec. 30, 2004 | link | Comments (5)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



December 28, 2004

Useless Health Blogging

Can you get a stye in your lip?

Would that be called a slip?

Do squids have lips?

Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 | link | Comments (2)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



Useless Ice Cream Blogging

Dreyer's now makes an excellent spumoni flavor.

excellent spumoni flavor.

Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 | link | Comments (3)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



Useless Parental Blogging

To my dad, great comedy = Jeeves and Wooster.

To my mom, great comedy = Dumb and Dumber.

How they ever got together i'll never know.

Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 | link | Comments (2)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



Useless Mouse Blogging

Of what substance is the crusty black shit that collects on a mousepad and on the bottom of a mouse made of? It's hella gross.

Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 | link | Comments (6)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



Useless Sandwich Blogging

i honestly don't see how Subway can stay in business with Quizno's out there.

Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 | link | Comments (9)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



December 14, 2004

If Gershwin Blogged...

Cas-a-cading style sheets,
You've got me on the go!
Cas-a-cading style sheets,
i'm all a-quiver.

When a mess i’m writing!
The neighbors want to know
Why i'm always typing
Sounds like a flivver.

Each morning i get up with the sun -
Start a-blogging,
Never stopping -
To find at night no work has been done.

i know that
Once it didn't matter -
But now i’m doing wrong;
When i start to patter
i'm so unhappy.

Can't i take a day off?
Decide to run along
Somewhere far away off -
And make it snappy!

Oh, how i long to be the gyrl i used to be!
Cas-a-cading style sheets,
On won't you stop picking on me?

Posted by annika, Dec. 14, 2004 | link | Comments (6)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



December 07, 2004

Public Service Announcement For All Guys Who Are Single And Looking

That sickeningly sweet and condescending tone of voice that Joe Rogan and Bill O'Reilly use when talking to pretty women is way unattractive. Way unattractive.

Try to avoid using it.

Posted by annika, Dec. 7, 2004 | link | Comments (10)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



October 11, 2004

The Fantasy Footballer's Dilemma

"Yaaah, go Chris Brown!"

seconds later:

"Yaaah, c'mon Favre!"

i am the John Kerry of football fans.

Posted by annika, Oct. 11, 2004 | link | Comments (2)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts & Sports



August 12, 2004

Observation

You haven't really enjoyed the song "Margaritaville" until you've heard it sung to the accompaniment of an ukulele.

Posted by annika, Aug. 12, 2004 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



August 05, 2004

My Last Convention Related Post (i Think)

Who is this guy Bronco Bomber everybody is talking about? Sounds like a wrestler to me.

Posted by annika, Aug. 5, 2004 | link | Comments (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



August 02, 2004

Breakfast?

Is it wrong to eat the rest of the mint chocolate chip ice cream left over from last week's office baby shower for breakfast?

i think not.

Posted by annika, Aug. 2, 2004 | link | Comments (5)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



July 27, 2004

Observation

Jimmy Carter looks more and more like Don Knotts every time i see him.

Posted by annika, Jul. 27, 2004 | link | Comments (5)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



July 23, 2004

Etiquette Question

When people sneeze multiple times in succession, are you supposed to say "God bless you" after every sneeze or can you just say it after the first sneeze?

Posted by annika, Jul. 23, 2004 | link | Comments (14)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



July 08, 2004

Where's A Digital Camera When You Need One?

i just saw the biggest, scariest looking dragonfly i've ever seen, out on the sidewalk in front of this office building. It must have been six inches long.

They're not dangerous are they?

Posted by annika, Jul. 8, 2004 | link | Comments (4)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



July 04, 2004

Happy Independence Day!

i just saw Yankee Doodle Dandy on AMC. Fantastic movie. One thing still puzzles me though, which was never explained in the film.

Why on earth would Yankee Doodle go to London just to ride a pony?

Posted by annika, Jul. 4, 2004 | link | Comments (4)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



July 02, 2004

Oh For Cryin' Out Loud, Not Another Child Actor Gone Bad...

Let's stop feeling sorry for MKO.

Can somebody make all celebrities just go away. Please?

Link thanks to Glenn.

Posted by annika, Jul. 2, 2004 | link | Comments (1)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



June 21, 2004

Dang

Dang, this is a long day.

Posted by annika, Jun. 21, 2004 | link | Comments (1)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts



June 19, 2004

Drinking Game

Try watching HGTV and guzzling one every time someone uses the phrase: "focal point."

Posted by annika, Jun. 19, 2004 | link | Comments (1)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts