December 28, 2004
Useless Health Blogging
Can you get a stye in your lip?
Would that be called a slip?
Do squids have lips?
Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 |
Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts
thx for my x-mas prezz... heee... i just got it... that's how long it took me to open my msn...haa... sorry... have a wonderful day! ..
With deepest apologies to Langston...
What happens to a scrote de-spermed?
Does it dry up
like the tits of an old nun?
Or groan like a whore--
and then run?
Does it stink like Britney's feet?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
(beware the scrotumnal equinox)