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December 28, 2004

Useless Health Blogging

Can you get a stye in your lip?

Would that be called a slip?

Do squids have lips?

Posted by annika, Dec. 28, 2004 |
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts


thx for my x-mas prezz... heee... i just got it... that's how long it took me to open my msn...haa... sorry... have a wonderful day! ..

Posted by: maizzy on Dec. 29, 2004

With deepest apologies to Langston...

What happens to a scrote de-spermed?

Does it dry up
like the tits of an old nun?
Or groan like a whore--
and then run?
Does it stink like Britney's feet?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

(beware the scrotumnal equinox)

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Dec. 29, 2004