Call us anything you like. At least we are called, BITCH!

The Fighting Griffins of Reed College won't make the NCAA, or the NIT. Back when I attended, we competed in rugby and ultimate frisbee. I don't think times have changed.

The Travelocity Gnome can be compared to the King of Burger King, but at least the King is scary. The gnome is a bunch of nothingness.

If God had meant us to eat salad sandwiches, lettuce would sprout out of wheat stalks.

I have no idea who any of this years American Idolwannabes are. But I did enjoy WB's parody of American Idol, where they chose the worst people and had three judges (the smartmouth, the black guy, and the nice girl) just like you know who.

Next year we'll see whose the Bitch. Florida.

Yeah, Jessica Simpson is pretty and Jessica Alba is hot....BUT Jessica Biel has an AMAZING ass!

The Travelocity Gnome is one of the reasons I stopped watching what used to be my favorite TV Show-- The Amazing Race.

It was a combination of the retarded gnome, and Rob and Amber, and the constant influx of model/actresses and token gays. What a waste of a show.

Tsk, tsk, Casca.

Don't worry. OSU will win a National Championship one day soon (and, a monkey will jump out of your ass at the same time).

Quit drooling on the kybd, and go take your medications, before they have to take you back to the farm for a visit.

Ooops, what I meant to say was, probably before you're taking a dirt nap, you old bastard.

I have seen many UCLA and USC National Championships, and will live to see many more.

You may outlive me, but you may still never see a National Championship for OSU again, well, at least as long as Florida is around to be their Daddy.

With the favor of the motorcycle gods, I WILL outlive you safe in the knowledge that the Buckeyes will win again.

Wear your helmet.

Although, that won't do you much good against a semi that has lost his brakes.

Dammit! A friend of mine is vacationing in Hawaii, and called to wake me from my nap to feed me this pathetic poke in my eye. He of course read it on Rodger's blog. I will henceforth always get a boost when I hear about the failure of the perpetually pathetic Bears.

The Bears? They are the Chicago Cubs of California. Pick on someone your own size, like UCLA or USC.

Both my teams are winners, but they do, like Florida's Bitches, lose occassionally. Yuo can rejoice then.

In the meantime, in the immortal words of Leo Durocher, "Wait 'til next year."

I like the gnome. He's a fairly genteel and quaintly funny (like your nerdy English uncle) little guy in a world of t.v. madness. I like him better on radio so you can imagine what he looks like. His life is far more exciting than mine.

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