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January 12, 2005

More Fun With Brad And Jen

You've probably already heard the rumor that it was Angelina, not Brittany, who allegedly played a role in the first big breakup of 2005.

Sultry Angelina Jolie 'got under' Brad Pitt's skin while they shot a movie together last year, in a sexless but too-tight relationship that 'bothered' Jennifer Aniston, pals say.

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'They did not sleep with each other,' but Pitt 'was obviously taken by Angelina.'

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'He changed,' the source told the mag. 'It might have been slight, but it's noticeable. And Jennifer knew it.'

But Pitt's pals poured water on a steamy report in a British tabloid that Aniston caught the 'Ocean's Twelve' star and Jolie having phone sex, and they insisted he has always been loyal to his 'Friends' wife of 4-1/2 years.

Well, i don't know if anyone should believe those denials. Not with the exclusive evidence i just uncovered. i mean, she's obviously pissed about something.

Seriously, i don't really give a shit why they broke up and i couldn't care less who they're fucking. But i can't pass up the opportunity to work on my photoshopping skills.

Posted by annika, Jan. 12, 2005 |
Rubric: Celebrity Watch & photoshopaholic


You'll have to teach me how you do that funky speech balloon stuff.


Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jan. 13, 2005

You're obsessed.

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 13, 2005

Sex in Kalifornika
Annika did panika
They smoked their marijuanika
and had their erotica

and then their orgasmica
On that beach with Tom Cruzika
and maybe even Veronica
Drinking gin and tonica

Posted by: d-rod on Jan. 13, 2005

d, that is fucking funny.

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 13, 2005

D-Rod, that's hilarious.

Posted by: JD on Feb. 20, 2005