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July 02, 2005

The Freaking Idiot's Guide To The Supreme Court

You ever listen to those early morning CSPAN call-in shows? What a bunch of freaking idiots.

It's like this:

Hello? Is this CSPAN?

Well, I liked that Sander Day O'Conner 'cuz she seemed like she was fair and all. And I think Bush needs to pick someone who's not all for the corporate America with all the Halliburton things and stuff.

Or the angry idiots:
She was just another right wing fascist who selected Bush and wants to roll back Medicare and Social Security with all his fascist crony corporate America and Halliburton things and stuff.

The right wing callers are no better:

Bush needs to pick somebody who's a mainstream American, like someone who hates them despicable homosexual things and stuff.
i often wonder why so many neanderthals are watching CSPAN instead of, say, Jerry Springer re-runs or those used car dealer infomercials they show on like eight stations every Saturday morning? i think it's because they have trouble figuring out the remote control and just get stuck on the channel.

In my attempt to remedy the ignorance of these people, i've prepared a pocket guide to the Supreme Court for any such CSPAN watchers who may have made it over to my blog and read this far down the page.

My handy pocket guide contains a picture of each Supreme Court justice, their name, and then a short bio. You can print it out if you'd like and refer to it whenever you want to express an opinion out loud about the Supreme Court.

Here it is. You can trust me on this stuff, i'm a law student.


Don't forget, it's also suitable for laminating, or pasting onto the dasboard of your VW Beetle.

Glad to be of help.

Posted by annika, Jul. 2, 2005 | TrackBack (4)
Rubric: Legal Mumbo Jumbo & annikapunditry & photoshopaholic



Posted by: Casca on Jul. 2, 2005

Absolutely classic! I feel so much better now! thank you:)

Posted by: jeff on Jul. 2, 2005


Posted by: The Angle of Repose on Jul. 2, 2005

I just figured it out..Ann Coulter in drag...LOL

Posted by: Fletch on Jul. 2, 2005

You're too funny.

Posted by: d-rod on Jul. 2, 2005

why do david suitor & david breyer look so much alike?
or is it, why does david suitor look like david breyer, and not david suitor?
what the hell is wrong with a bowtie

Posted by: louielouie on Jul. 2, 2005

Only little fagot wannabes wear bowties; e.g. Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Casca on Jul. 2, 2005

You rock. Hilarious post.

Posted by: JohnL on Jul. 2, 2005

Ok, now THAT was funny.

Posted by: Christopher Cross on Jul. 2, 2005

"Suitor" and "Breyer" DO look the same.

From exactly what planet did Ruth Ginsburg come from? Has NASA ever identified it? Cal Tech?

You can't spell "party" without "arty."

Posted by: Mark on Jul. 2, 2005

Shouldn't Scalia's "perfect score" be 22?

Posted by: Victor on Jul. 3, 2005

I was thinking Scalia's ABA rating should be Lawful Good.


Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jul. 4, 2005

Annie, you are a genius.

Kevin's right, though: you HAVE to be Lawful Good to be a Paladin (even under 3rd Edition rules). Uh, or so I'm told.

Posted by: Dave J on Jul. 4, 2005

Nice legs! Let's see a lot more!

Hilery after next year's astounding defeat!

Posted by: Radical Redneck on Jul. 4, 2005

Freakin' Idiots

Posted by: tyler on Sep. 22, 2005