"Spears, who married Federline in September last year, had been previously reported as saying she planned to have the baby by Caesarean section to avoid the pain of a natural birth."

What a fucking whackdoodle. This freakshow will go on for decades.

An Handmaid that is Mistress
We need not call upon,
A Fool when he is full of Meat
Will fall asleep anon.
An Odious Woman Married
May bear a babe and mend,
But a Servant when He Reigneth
Is Confusion to the end.

I propose we take up a collection for a vasectomy AND a tubal ligation. Just in case.

I'm gonna start a trust fund for that kid's therapy.

I dedicated a post to them.

On the other hand, I'll wager that the Spears/Federline child grows up much more normal than Gwynyth Paltrow's kid Apple, I heard she was already feeding the baby hummus.

Not as many comments as you thought, eh? Howzabout an American Skankwoman's Demon Child Haiku Contest?
The skank is a momma.
Who will Kevin knock up next?
Maybe....annika?

I've never been more grateful you're on the left coast than I am right now. Still, perhaps I should look into faking my own death.

Tut tut Victor, I never thought you the type to fake anything.

its BRITNEY not brittany. not like her name isnt flashed and billboarded 24/7

I love britney

In all fariness, they aren't mouthing off about leaving the country. IMHO she rode mediocre talent and decent looks to a better than average trailer trash career. Bad choices in men isn't a felony, not in NY anyway. As far as I know, whe's not involved in the payola scam with the radio stations.

I hope to live long enough to piss on Jane Fonda's grave. Britney isn't worth my attention, or yours.

i misspelled her name on purpose, Amanda.

You bought them a spitoon?