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April 02, 2007

Annika Asks Her Readers

John Hawkins has his polls, I have mine.

Do you think the Travelocity Gnome is funny?
Don't know
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Should Ohio State officially change their name from the Buckeyes to Florida's Bitches?
Don't know
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Egg salad sandwich, tuna salad sandwich, or chicken salad sandwich?
Egg salad
Tuna salad
Chicken salad
Don't know
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Which Jessica is best?
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rose
Lady Jessica Atreides
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If Sam Jaya ever gets kicked off American Idol, the next competition he should enter is...
one of those Bravo reality shows where everyone's gay.
America's top model.
The Ultimate Fighter.
Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
The Bachelor.
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Posted by annika, Apr. 2, 2007 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts


Call us anything you like. At least we are called, BITCH!

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 2, 2007

The Fighting Griffins of Reed College won't make the NCAA, or the NIT. Back when I attended, we competed in rugby and ultimate frisbee. I don't think times have changed.

The Travelocity Gnome can be compared to the King of Burger King, but at least the King is scary. The gnome is a bunch of nothingness.

If God had meant us to eat salad sandwiches, lettuce would sprout out of wheat stalks.

I have no idea who any of this years American Idolwannabes are. But I did enjoy WB's parody of American Idol, where they chose the worst people and had three judges (the smartmouth, the black guy, and the nice girl) just like you know who.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Apr. 2, 2007

Next year we'll see whose the Bitch. Florida.

Posted by: Chuck on Apr. 3, 2007

Yeah, Jessica Simpson is pretty and Jessica Alba is hot....BUT Jessica Biel has an AMAZING ass!

Posted by: blu on Apr. 3, 2007

The Travelocity Gnome is one of the reasons I stopped watching what used to be my favorite TV Show-- The Amazing Race.

It was a combination of the retarded gnome, and Rob and Amber, and the constant influx of model/actresses and token gays. What a waste of a show.

Posted by: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith on Apr. 3, 2007

Tsk, tsk, Casca.

Don't worry. OSU will win a National Championship one day soon (and, a monkey will jump out of your ass at the same time).

Posted by: shelly on Apr. 4, 2007

Quit drooling on the kybd, and go take your medications, before they have to take you back to the farm for a visit.

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 4, 2007

Ooops, what I meant to say was, probably before you're taking a dirt nap, you old bastard.

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 4, 2007

I have seen many UCLA and USC National Championships, and will live to see many more.

You may outlive me, but you may still never see a National Championship for OSU again, well, at least as long as Florida is around to be their Daddy.

Posted by: shelly on Apr. 4, 2007

With the favor of the motorcycle gods, I WILL outlive you safe in the knowledge that the Buckeyes will win again.

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 4, 2007

Wear your helmet.

Although, that won't do you much good against a semi that has lost his brakes.

Posted by: shelly on Apr. 4, 2007

Dammit! A friend of mine is vacationing in Hawaii, and called to wake me from my nap to feed me this pathetic poke in my eye. He of course read it on Rodger's blog. I will henceforth always get a boost when I hear about the failure of the perpetually pathetic Bears.

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 4, 2007

The Bears? They are the Chicago Cubs of California. Pick on someone your own size, like UCLA or USC.

Both my teams are winners, but they do, like Florida's Bitches, lose occassionally. Yuo can rejoice then.

In the meantime, in the immortal words of Leo Durocher, "Wait 'til next year."

Posted by: shelly on Apr. 5, 2007

I like the gnome. He's a fairly genteel and quaintly funny (like your nerdy English uncle) little guy in a world of t.v. madness. I like him better on radio so you can imagine what he looks like. His life is far more exciting than mine.

Posted by: Joules on Apr. 5, 2007