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March 20, 2007

No Brainer


Cliff filling in for Big Pussy.

I guess when Ratzenberger got the call from ABC, it was a short conversation.

"So what you're sayin' is, I get to dry grind with the hottest body on the show, who's basically wearing a bikini and heels, but you can only pay me scale? Ummó I just have one question, can I borrow your pen?"

Posted by annika, Mar. 20, 2007 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Arts


LMAO, well done.

Posted by: Casca on Mar. 20, 2007


Posted by: shelly on Mar. 21, 2007

Mind phrasing things a bit more carefully next time??!! I read fast, and when I saw your opening line, I parsed it "Cliff filling in big...", saw the picture and damn near electrocuted myself spit-taking Hawaiian Punch all over my laptop!

You know how hard it is to breath when you're laughing to the point red punch is coming out your nose?


And lookit Cliff's face! He's got that "Hey! Look at me! I'm pretend-bangin' this chick on stage!!" look on his face!

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Mar. 21, 2007

There are certain cultural phenomena that I purposely avoid, so I have to ask - when the leg stayed on, did everyone feel cheated?

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Mar. 21, 2007

"Dry"? Who says? I think you mistake old Cliff's expression. It's: "oops."

Personally I lean toward Karina, with Edyta a close second.

Posted by: Matt on Mar. 21, 2007

karina looks amazing in a blonde wig, but cheryl is the cutest, and the best dancer, and my favorite.

Posted by: annika on Mar. 21, 2007


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Posted by: true patriot on Mar. 21, 2007

And if you'll flip to page 88 in your Kama Sutra, you will see the posture called, "Splitting the Bamboo."

Posted by: It's Me... Maven on Mar. 25, 2007

Yee haw!!! Frottage City!!!

Posted by: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith on Mar. 28, 2007

Or, he could've said "Can I borrow your pencil? There's no lead in mine."

Posted by: smantix on Mar. 30, 2007