Heh! When I got the genie out of the lamp, I only got one wish! Since I pretty much have everything that I could want, I told the genie that I've always wanted to visit Hawaii, but boats make me seasick, and I'm afraid to fly, but if I could drive to Hawaii, that would be great. Well the genie started to welch on me. He told me that the ocean is really deep out there, and it's a really long way, and he asked me if there wasn't something else that could make me happy? I thought for a minute, and it hit me. Why yes there was.

You see, all my life, I've never understood women, how they think, what their motivations are, why they cry at the oddest times. If I could understand women, that would make me happy.

The genie thought for a few minutes, then asked, "How many lanes do you want?"

What would your three wished be, and over what timespan would you assume they would be active?

This is the first time I have ever thought of Chinese cheese. Now oranges, that's another matter (ain't Wednesday poetry day around here?).

[no more picking on dim. its part of the new way.] ed.

LMAO, oh, two months to go, and NOW you get tough. I'm going to start calling you Dubyah. Besides, that was damned funny, lol, a boy named Sue. Who ever heard of such a thing? LMAO