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March 20, 2007

No Brainer

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Cliff filling in for Big Pussy.

I guess when Ratzenberger got the call from ABC, it was a short conversation.

"So what you're sayin' is, I get to dry grind with the hottest body on the show, who's basically wearing a bikini and heels, but you can only pay me scale? Ummó I just have one question, can I borrow your pen?"

Posted by annika, Mar. 20, 2007 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Arts



Comments

LMAO, well done.

Posted by: Casca on Mar. 20, 2007

Amen.

Posted by: shelly on Mar. 21, 2007

Mind phrasing things a bit more carefully next time??!! I read fast, and when I saw your opening line, I parsed it "Cliff filling in big...", saw the picture and damn near electrocuted myself spit-taking Hawaiian Punch all over my laptop!

You know how hard it is to breath when you're laughing to the point red punch is coming out your nose?

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And lookit Cliff's face! He's got that "Hey! Look at me! I'm pretend-bangin' this chick on stage!!" look on his face!

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Mar. 21, 2007

There are certain cultural phenomena that I purposely avoid, so I have to ask - when the leg stayed on, did everyone feel cheated?

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Mar. 21, 2007

"Dry"? Who says? I think you mistake old Cliff's expression. It's: "oops."

Personally I lean toward Karina, with Edyta a close second.

Posted by: Matt on Mar. 21, 2007

karina looks amazing in a blonde wig, but cheryl is the cutest, and the best dancer, and my favorite.

Posted by: annika on Mar. 21, 2007

THE ONLY HOPE. OUR ONLY SALVATION!!!!!

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Posted by: true patriot on Mar. 21, 2007

And if you'll flip to page 88 in your Kama Sutra, you will see the posture called, "Splitting the Bamboo."

Posted by: It's Me... Maven on Mar. 25, 2007

Yee haw!!! Frottage City!!!

Posted by: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith on Mar. 28, 2007

Or, he could've said "Can I borrow your pencil? There's no lead in mine."

Posted by: smantix on Mar. 30, 2007