Heh, you're getting funnier! Are there going to be more pork pulling jokes, or are you headed down the chicken choking route?

Lemme guess...the pig picks up a lamp that is filled with newspaper - Danish cartoons soaked in alcohol. I'll nominate *you* for a Nobel Peace Prize... :)

I don't like where this is going Annie....

Over and out,

X

Dear Mr. Casca,

I've always been partial to "waxing the dolphin".

I mean not actually waxing the dolphin myself, but you know using the term. Although, I've been out on sortie many a times and it does get lonely, but I'm not admitting anything.

Beating the Bishop, thats a good one too!

Over and out again,

X

Waxing the dolphin??...

No matter how hard I try, any attempt to regard that in an off color sense gets erased by a mental image of someone with an electric buffer by the side of a pool, powerbuffing a Tursiops truncatus.

Now "Beating the Bishop": That I can picture as self-flagellation.

Is the author implicitly referring to the narrator in first person?