...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.She keeps the house, and the cars, and the clothes, and the boat, and the horses, and the jewelry, and the dogs. He gets to keep the bong.TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support.
She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.I can't remember who had this month in the divorce pool.Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland.
h/t Michelle Malkin
Heh. When I saw the headline, I made a beeline for your blog. Glad to see you're on top of things.
Posted by: Sarah on Nov. 7, 2006Yes, but who keeps the homegrown porn?
Posted by: Casca on Nov. 7, 2006Good point, Casca. Now that K-Fed's no longer a kept man, he's going to be looking for a way to make a few bucks. Selling off the homemade porn could keep him in weed for a few years.
Posted by: Matt on Nov. 8, 2006