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February 05, 2006

What? Was Hugh G. Rection Unavalable?


I looked all over my favorite humorous blogger sites and I couldn't find anyone who took a shot at the obvious joke. I guess everybody's too busy blogging about the cartoon rioting I blogged about ages ago, although I didn't get any awards for having done so. Do I have to do everything? Well here goes.



Despite stiff opposition, House Republicans selected Ohio Representative John Boehner as Majority Leader on Friday.

"This appointment might be hard-on his family, but Boehner's a real stand-up guy," said one observer. "He always seems to rise to the occasion."

Others were more skeptical. "Woody make a good leader? It's hard to say," said one deflated opponent.

Boehner was visibly excited about his new job. "I'm so pumped up right now, i can barely contain myself," he said. "I look forward to coming to work and plugging away until I'm exhausted."

Posted by annika, Feb. 5, 2006 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: annikapunditry


"Deflated opponent"? LMAO!

Still, I wish Shadegg would've gotten the job instead.

Posted by: reagan80 on Feb. 5, 2006

Well, as a former Ohio State Republican Committeeman, I can reliably inform you that he was ALWAYS known as Boner. He's one of the true believers who was with Newt at the creation. He's perfect for the job. I loved Chis Wallace's "Dean Martin" comparison.

Posted by: Casca on Feb. 5, 2006

huhhh...uhhhhuuhh... You said Boner!

/damm I miss Beavis and Butthead, greatest mind knumbing garbage ever.

Posted by: Kyle N on Feb. 5, 2006

Wow, did you really call him a dickhead?...

Posted by: will on Feb. 6, 2006

funny, funny, funny...

Posted by: tim on Feb. 6, 2006

My personal favorite was "Boehner smokes Blunt."

Posted by: the Pirate on Feb. 6, 2006

Good stuff, although I might have tried to work "throbbing with excitement" or "spurted ahead of the admittedly flaccid competition" into the piece. But that's just me.

Posted by: physics geek on Feb. 6, 2006

Oh Annika, your post left this queen's bratwurst harder than diamonds in the Yukon. With the selection of Beautiful Boehner, now homosexuals of America have no excuse not to not stand up with the Boehner and punch holes for all Republicans from now on!

Oh my! The things I'd do with a video camera, Mitt Romney, the Boehner, and a tube of KY! Oh honey...

Posted by: Jermaine St. Pierre II on Feb. 6, 2006

How do these folks find this blog?

Posted by: shelly on Feb. 6, 2006


Posted by: annika on Feb. 7, 2006

Why does Boehner always throw up in those rubber bags?

Posted by: Radical Redneck on Feb. 9, 2006

I predict a renewed emphasis on tracking Osama back to his cave.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Feb. 10, 2006


Posted by: reagan80 on Feb. 11, 2006