...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Via Dawn.
I'm a big fan of extra virgin olive oil (tops in monosaturated fats).
What happened to content?
Posted by: will on Jan. 20, 2006Donald Duck's middle name is Matt!
The only Englishman to become Matt was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Matt from 1154 to 1159!
The deepest part of Matt is over 35,000 feet deep.
In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Matt!
If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Matt!
Reindeer like to eat Matt.
The colour of Matt is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Matt.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Matt.
68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Matt.
All completely true. And mostly disgusting.
Give her a break, Will. She's a law student.
Posted by: Matt on Jan. 20, 2006It's all true too:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Casca!
1. It is bad luck to walk under Casca!
2. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Casca.
3. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Casca supply.
4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Casca!
5. If you break Casca, you will get seven years of bad luck!
6. If you toss Casca 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. Scientists believe that Casca began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
8. When provoked, Casca will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
9. Casca is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
10. Casca was originally called Cheerioats!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kyle!
1. Kyle was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
2. Kyle is the world's tallest woman.
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of kyle!
4. Kyle is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
5. Kyle has four noses.
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is kyle.
7. Tradition allows women to propose to kyle only during leap years.
8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Kyle', hated kyle and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
9. Grapes explode if you put them inside kyle!
10. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in kyle.
OMG this is so silly.
Posted by: Kyle N on Jan. 20, 2006Kyle, your number ten is just disgusting. Someone else is going to have to do sixty to keep the numbers right.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 21, 2006Okay, I give. WHICH tenth of you, dear Annie, is covered in ice???
Posted by: Hugo on Jan. 23, 2006