...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Jerry: Posture, dude. Stop watching your partner. You can do better. My mom still loves you.
Giselle: Wow. Another nice routine. I love the tango. It's so fun with a partner who knows what he's doing. The judges are whack. She did good.
Drew & Cheryl: If Drew shows improvement every week, it's because Cheryl is probably the best pro on the show. And he's coachable. Only negative: he wasn't in synch at times (no pun intended).
Aside: I checked out that skating show last night, expecting it to be better, but it was not as entertaining as this dancing show.
George: He's so funny. But that was not good. No posture. No movement. By the way, is he Warren Beatty's long lost brother, or what?
Lisa: Casca is right about her lips. I thought she did fine. I love the bubble-gum flapper suit. I could not pull it off, but my friend Betty would totally wear something like that. She's curvy like Lisa Rinna. I wonder if that outfit is for sale at Lisa's store?
Stacy: I send my boyfriend out of the room when she's on. Fantastic. Best tango of the night so far. The ringer didn't disappoint. The judges suck.
Master P: He's like Kobe, uncoachable. When he dances, I want to leave the room. I could tell he was trying harder this week, but it's hopeless. He dances worse than my brother. On the other hand, the judges still suck.
Tia: Schwing! Better than Stacy's! The best choreographed routine of the night, too. That dorky judge said: "a little too much of an Argentinian flavor." WTF? Isn't that a good thing when doing a tango?
Final thoughts: The best jive was Drew's and the best tango was Tia's. Master P should probably be eliminated tomorrow night.
Hell I love Jerry too, but he dances like his partner is a DB, and she's too short for him, but he's better all the time.
I disagree about George. He defines charisma. I involuntarily applauded when he threw his hat at the camera. Don't tell anyone, but I called in to vote for him too.
Lisa is a hard body, but tries too hard.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 19, 2006LMAO, Master P is a lineman in a world of running backs. He'll never be graceful, but he is better than last week, and the scores were horseshit.
The judges really ARE off the chart. They're trying to be the show.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 19, 2006Shit, Casca, I called eight times. Four for Stacy, because she's hawt, and she can dance the fuck out of a tango. (Not that I'd really know.) Three for Lisa because it was an entertaining number and a big improvement. (She's pretty hawt, too -- in a skanky, overtanned, trying-desperately-to-hold-back-Father-Time sorta way -- and would be hawter if she'd lay off the friggin' collagen.) And one for Giselle because she's tryin' so damned hard and she's hawt, too, for a babe who's pushing 45.
Jerry is wooden out there, and he hasn't yet mastered -- or even come close to mastering -- the art of making it look fun and easy.
Master P's an oaf. I sympathize. I'm an oaf, too. But then I didn't volunteer to dance in front of millions of people. He needs to go home. (In defense of oafs, I'd point out that physics are against us. Dancing well is just plain harder for taller people.)
I got a big kick out of watching George -- he's the best pure entertainer of the bunch -- but his age and his bum knee obviously limit him. I don't think he'll last long. Getting old sucks. I bet when he was thirty he'd have been a contender.
The tango agrees with Tia. Schwing! indeed. I'd have voted for her, but it didn't seem necessary; I don't think she's in imminent danger of being voted off.
I have to give the Lache kid props: He's clearly the best of the men. But of course he's not hawt.
I think it's going to come down to a showdown between Drew and Stacy. Stacy'll win. Because she's HAWT.
Posted by: Matt on Jan. 19, 2006Stacy is superhot.
I took ballroom dancing lessons for years and I'm here to tell you she's got talent. And she's superhot.
I suspect there was a many a bathroom run from men ages 12-45 right after that performance.
Posted by: Paul on Jan. 20, 2006You kick your boyfriend out when Stacy's onscreen? What, does he start choking his chicken right there or something?
Posted by: Victor on Jan. 20, 2006Just saw the results show. What a travesty!
Posted by: Matt on Jan. 20, 2006Shit, I missed it. What happened? I can't find anything on the web.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 21, 2006Found it! Poor Giselle, the hawt chick gets the boot, and they keep the dancing bear, lmao, hucksterism at its best.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 21, 2006