...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
This just in. Bowing to criticism, it seems that President Bush will replace Miers with another woman whose credentials, some might argue, are similarly noteworthy.
i'm talking about Brittany, of course.
President Bush said that Spears, who is an expert in rhythmic 'dancercise' and has achieved notable success marketing recorded entertainment to the under-14 WASP demographic, will make 'a real good judge'. While the choice of Washington outsider Britney Spears is clearly intended to help deflect growing accusations of cronyism and insideropeia within the Bush administration, pundits on both sides of the isle nevertheless predict an uphill confirmation climb for the youthful entertainer.As for me, i'm disappointed. i'm sure Brittany might make a fine justice, but i'd much rather have someone with "Meals On Wheels" experience.Britney Spears, who joined the nomination announcement via video uplink, said she was 'totally excited' about the opportunity. 'This is like so cool,' said Ms. Spears. 'I mean, like, the Superior Court and everything. It's like a dream come true. I mean for somebody, I guess.'
Brittany threw her bra out in the public arena and she was called to serve.
Posted by: Jake on Oct. 12, 2005This is a decision I could get...umm, excited about. Actually the cruel irony here is that Britney is getting less and less attractive whereas Miers might actually get more so if she doesn't "pull out" soon.
Posted by: Uncle Ben on Oct. 13, 2005Tonya Harding has "Meals on Wheels" experience
as a result of beating a boyfriend with a hubcap.
This showed up in [CENSORED BY MU.NU]. Note that Bush is courting the Louisiana crowd, although there probably aren't a lot of white Kabbalahers down yonder.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Oct. 17, 2005