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June 13, 2005

Stick It

Now that the election is long over, isn't it time to do something about that faded "W" sticker on the ass of your car?

Annoy your liberal friends and neighbors anew with this baby.

Posted by annika, Jun. 13, 2005 |
Rubric: photoshopaholic


Great idea, but the font is not so easy to read.

Posted by: Mark on Jun. 13, 2005

Truth is the enemy?
Or corporate profits?

Maybe missing white females.

Posted by: Preston on Jun. 13, 2005

Too hard to read, and painfully obvious.

Posted by: Casca on Jun. 13, 2005

The reason it's hard to read is to lure the unsuspecting liberal closer to your bumper...

Posted by: annika on Jun. 13, 2005

They should make a bumper sticker based on this priceless Team America soundbite:


Posted by: reagan80 on Jun. 13, 2005

I am no liberal; I just can't figure out what it says.

If we lure them that close, sounds like a bunch of rear-enders to me.

Can you put it in common print so I can understand it?

P.S. Wear RED on Fridays to support our troops.

Posted by: shelly on Jun. 14, 2005

Christ, folks, it's clear as day, and it's about damn time someone came forward to declare that the Mebil is on the Sibe of the Enema. I've known this for years, and obviously so has Annika. The difference is that she had the balls to say it while I cowered in my spider hole.

Now the question is: what do we do about the Mebil? Attack it when the Enema is up-Sibe-down?

Seriously-- Annika, I'm invading your comments thread with a special request for my buddy Mike, the Maximum Leader, whose birthday is June 15. That's Poetry Day on your blog, and I was wondering whether you'd see your way clear to either plucking out a nice, juicy, wriggling poem from your collection, or perhaps even (dare we hope?) writing a poem for the ML.

I know that's not your usual style, to "take requests," so to speak, and I'll understand if you can't do it, but remember this: the Baby Jesus is watching your every move, scanning your every thought. Much like Lord Voldemort, the Baby Jesus aaaaalways knows.

No pressure. I'm sure you'll do what's right.


Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jun. 14, 2005

Gotta agree w/ the others, kiddo: It looks like you used a "b" where you shoulda used a "d".

Posted by: Victor on Jun. 14, 2005

crap. the font is called "tagster" and the d does look like a b.

i'll try something else when i get home. nice focus group.

Posted by: annika on Jun. 14, 2005

I don't put bumper stickers on my car 'cause all the loser libs here in leftist loony-land (Boulder, CO) would key the paint ...

However, I'd buy this as a T-shirt in a heartbeat.

Posted by: io hk on Jun. 16, 2005

it is enemy because media owned by NaZI corperations and there bush fellating facist shareholders!

Posted by: Um Yeah on Jun. 16, 2005

Um Yeah is clearly the product of those great union-controlled public schools.

Posted by: Mark, Annika's Practologist on Jun. 16, 2005

Fuck you youre a rascist im intellegent!

Posted by: Um Yeah on Jun. 17, 2005

Hey Um Yeah, you don't happen to be from Boulder, CO, do you?

Posted by: foo on Jun. 20, 2005