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May 04, 2005

Psst, Wanna Buy Some Pee?

Some sick entrepeneur dug Brittany's pregnancy test out of a dumpster and sold it for 5 grr!

'It's hard to put a price on Britney Spears' urine,' Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black told The Associated Press Wednesday.

Golden Palace says it purchased the test from Ottawa radio station Hot 89.9, which insists the test was retrieved from the trash outside Spears' Los Angeles hotel room months ago. The station didn't leak news of the test until Spears and husband Kevin Federline revealed her pregnancy to the public last month.

Student loan funds are running low, so i was toying with the idea of putting up some blog ads for extra money, but fuck that. There's easier money to be had!

i am now in the pee business. Any sickos wanna buy a tube of annie-urine, the bidding starts at five hundred a jar!

Posted by annika, May. 4, 2005 |
Rubric: American Skankwomen



Comments

As sick as that is, at least they aren't selling a stool sample.

Posted by: Micah on May. 4, 2005

Don't laugh too loudly, Annie.

Back when he was in the army, my brother made extra cash by selling his urine. He didn't do drugs, so he sold his clean urine to the potheads when "that time" of the month rolled around and it was time to pee all that you can pee!


--HH

Posted by: Go 4 TLI (formerly HH in Hollywood) on May. 4, 2005

Oh shit. There goes that idea.

Posted by: annika on May. 4, 2005


strange.

i was in a graden store and they had wolf urnine and coyete urnine for sale.

I can give you the name of the place if you are intrested.

Posted by: cube on May. 5, 2005

did they have any bear ursine by any chance?

Posted by: annika on May. 5, 2005

What a great investment opportunity!

Posted by: Mark on May. 5, 2005

How much for the golden shower? Would you be interested in a trade?

Posted by: Casca on May. 5, 2005