...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
It's been a while since i've caught up with Brittany. Despite her vow to lay low, she's been on a something of a comic rampage lately:
For instance, she recently promised:
In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art.Art? Art?!
She's taken up painting, i guess. Cuz she can't be talking about what she does for a living.
Federline's ex-girlfriend, Amy Woody, accusing Federline of . . . being hygienically impaired.Eeeew. The American Skankman!Not only is he not a daily bather, he apparently would go for days without a scrub.
He needs someone to be like, 'ok, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.' . . . he needs to get in a fight.Interesting idea. Although i bet if somebody punched him in the nose, they'd get a nasty splinter.
But the manager chased after the couple and said they could stay if the pup was tucked inside her bag.Notice the flip flops. She tries so hard to beBritney and dancer Kevin returned with Bit Bit in her pink holdall, emblazoned with the word BITCHY.
If she's trying to disguise herself, it might help if she left her rat at home. And the dog, too.
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Posted by: Scof on Mar. 15, 2005You forgot to mention carrying around a chihuahua every-fucking-where you go is the height of "trendy." And please stop comparing those little hairless tribbles to rats, please!
Posted by: Victor and his fifteen pet rats on Mar. 15, 2005Ha-ha Victor. 15 now?
Posted by: annika on Mar. 15, 2005When your career flourishes based solely on enticements for underage sex, ("Hit me baby" video) you can't really do too much more from there.
Tries so hard to be casual?? Annika, she's a redneck! She's following the time-honored Elvis Presley tradition of rednecks who, upon becoming rich, put a uniquely trailer-esque spin on fashion and celebrity.
Elvis gets a pass on Graceland because of his talent.
Redneck? Here's a redneck woman who's got more class in her pinky, etc.
Posted by: annika on Mar. 15, 2005Shutup. You'd do her too.
Two words: hotel oscar. I guess you can take the girl outta the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl.
And Collins, she's getting so I wouldn't do her. If she doesn't lay off the pork rinds and Krispy Kremes soon she's going to end up like that other trailer trash icon of pop culture, Roseanne Barr.
Posted by: Matt on Mar. 16, 2005Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gretchen Wilson...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm redneck chicks...
Posted by: Radical Redneck on Mar. 16, 2005I remember this came up before, but Britney's not a redneck: she's white trash. It's possible to be both, but they're not the same thing. Certainly in her native Louisiana, the former can be a badge of pride, but the latter is (rightly) an insult.
Posted by: Dave J on Mar. 18, 2005