Yucky Stuff

Petula Clark once sang:

Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.

Don't stand in the pouring rain.

Which seems like common-sense advice. But after stumbling across the next two links, i would have changed the lyrics to warn against two less obvious hazards of modern life, thusly:

Don't eat in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

Spit that out in the dentist's drain.

Yuck.