...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...

January 30, 2005

This Just In...

...iraqi elections are a failure...

...not all iraqis voted...

...turnout was only 60%...

...under saddam 100% of iraqis voted...

...that's a 40% drop-off...

...new government is illegitimate...

...errr...

...uhhh...

...halliburton!!! halliburton!!! halliburton!!! halliburton!!! halliburton!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!...

...abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig abu graib abu graig aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!...

...WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied WMDs WMDs Condi lied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

...gaaaaaa buh buh buuuh ga ga ga...

[head explodes]

Posted by annika, Jan. 30, 2005 |
Rubric: annikapunditry



Comments

Ha! That's classic.

Posted by: Micah on Jan. 30, 2005

Did you expect anything different? I was looking forward to the post election spin. There is nothing like watching "liberals" going crazy over the successful creation of liberal democracy by a Republican. :) These people would complain that the hot temperature in Philadelphia in 1786 and cost of travel kept the "common" people out of creating the new republic. These people are a joke! And they wonder why they lose elections!

Posted by: lawguy on Jan. 30, 2005

Anyone catch Joe Leiberman yesterday?

I think the guy is either in the wrong political party, or he is just a real, honest to goodness statesman.

Come to think of it, probably both.

Posted by: shelly on Jan. 30, 2005

Leiberman has been amazing since the election. It ocurred to me as well that, at least where foreign policy is concerned he is definately in the wrong party. So sad that some turn the delivery from tyranny into a Democrat/Republican thing. Doubly sad when you consider Republicans are on the side of freedom.

Posted by: Pursuit on Jan. 31, 2005

Buy these. They should make you feel better. (Found via Manolo, and I can't remember his stupid URL.)

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats on Jan. 31, 2005

Heeeeee. This entry made me laugh so hard I...well, it's best that I stop there.

Posted by: other Annika on Jan. 31, 2005

lol, thanks annika.

Victor, does your girlfriend know you're surfing shoe sites?

Posted by: annika on Jan. 31, 2005

I surf Manolo sites because he's funny as cat piss.

Geez, annika, if you didn't like the boots you could've just said so.

Posted by: Victor on Jan. 31, 2005

Awww Victor, i love the boots. they're gorgeous! When can i expect them in the mail?

i scrolled through the rest of that site, did you see these? they'd be great if i ever decide to become an elvis impersonator!

Posted by: annika on Jan. 31, 2005

As opposed to Democrats who are opposed to freedom?

Narrowminded twit

Posted by: Shannon on Feb. 2, 2005