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January 28, 2005

Carnival Of The Poetries Update

Oh my, how could i have missed Kevin's latest haiku offering, on the Star Wars meme. An excerpt:

Princess Leia knows
she can never tell poor Han
that she blew Chewie
If Kevin were a gigantic slow moving furry bearded ram (and i can point to no evidence that he is not), i might be tempted to dub him the Basho of the Bantha.

While you're at it, check out my lastest attempt to augment my referrals.

Posted by annika, Jan. 28, 2005 |
Rubric: Poetry & photoshopaholic



Comments

It would be funnier if she "chewed" Chewi.

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005

Everyone's a goddamn critic! It's enough to curl my pubes.

But yeah... that might've been a better choice of words. I like it.


Kevin
chewwed in the nuude

[I had to misspell n*de because your anti-spam safety thingie wouldn't let me post the word. Strangely, "goddamn" and "pubes" are OK.]

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jan. 29, 2005

What about cumguzzlinggutterslut?

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005

BTW, if you're really serious about boosting traffic, you'd install the webcam in your fornicatorium.

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005

C,

You talkin' to me or to Annika?

If to me... yeah, that's the world needs: a webcam trained on a hairy, fatassed, Bantha-like half-Korean dude. I can see my traffic skyrocketing as people flock to their monitors and thrill to my hairy man-tits.

"Will he wear the pasties again?" they'll ask themselves.

"What's that green thing in his underwear?"

"Has he tried the 'pencil test' on his man-tits yet?"

"Good Lord, is that a hamburger wedged between his ass cheeks? It looks like he sat on it and then forgot about it!"

Ah, yes... I'd be better than Star Wars.


Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jan. 29, 2005

No, I wasn't addressing you. However, if one is to believe Mr. P.T. Barnum, your self-described freakshow could be found exceedingly popular. Witness reality television. How could it be worse than The Ashlee Simpson show?

Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005

check out my lastest attempt to augment my referrals.

I don't get it. Are you a brunette now?

Posted by: Victor on Jan. 31, 2005