...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Oh my, how could i have missed Kevin's latest haiku offering, on the Star Wars meme. An excerpt:
Princess Leia knowsIf Kevin were a gigantic slow moving furry bearded ram (and i can point to no evidence that he is not), i might be tempted to dub him the Basho of the Bantha.
she can never tell poor Han
that she blew Chewie
While you're at it, check out my lastest attempt to augment my referrals.
It would be funnier if she "chewed" Chewi.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005Everyone's a goddamn critic! It's enough to curl my pubes.
But yeah... that might've been a better choice of words. I like it.
Kevin
chewwed in the nuude
[I had to misspell n*de because your anti-spam safety thingie wouldn't let me post the word. Strangely, "goddamn" and "pubes" are OK.]
Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jan. 29, 2005What about cumguzzlinggutterslut?
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005BTW, if you're really serious about boosting traffic, you'd install the webcam in your fornicatorium.
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005C,
You talkin' to me or to Annika?
If to me... yeah, that's the world needs: a webcam trained on a hairy, fatassed, Bantha-like half-Korean dude. I can see my traffic skyrocketing as people flock to their monitors and thrill to my hairy man-tits.
"Will he wear the pasties again?" they'll ask themselves.
"What's that green thing in his underwear?"
"Has he tried the 'pencil test' on his man-tits yet?"
"Good Lord, is that a hamburger wedged between his ass cheeks? It looks like he sat on it and then forgot about it!"
Ah, yes... I'd be better than Star Wars.
Kevin
No, I wasn't addressing you. However, if one is to believe Mr. P.T. Barnum, your self-described freakshow could be found exceedingly popular. Witness reality television. How could it be worse than The Ashlee Simpson show?
Posted by: Casca on Jan. 29, 2005check out my lastest attempt to augment my referrals.
I don't get it. Are you a brunette now?
Posted by: Victor on Jan. 31, 2005