...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Brad and Jen have finally split.
i called it months ago. Didn't i call it?
Hollywood's dream couple, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, are breaking up after just 4-1/2 years of marriage.My own speculation was centered on a possible Pitt-Spears merger. Of course that was before the Spears-Federline merger, but maybe now that Brad is free, we'll see cracks developing in that "storybook" marriage next.The hunky star of 'Troy' and the most popular of television's 'Friends' now say they'll remain - you guessed it -'friends.'
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'We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate,' they said in a joint statement issued to People Magazine.
'For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media.["]
You don't mention the possibility of a Spears-Aniston merger. Britney DID kiss Madonna, after all...
Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Jan. 8, 2005all i can say is goodness...
Posted by: maizzy on Jan. 8, 2005I thought that those two kids would be in it for the long haul. Well, not really - but they did last longer than most Hollywood marriages.
Posted by: Micah on Jan. 9, 2005I am speculating on the possible Annika-Brad merger.
Posted by: Jake on Jan. 9, 2005Will Brad Pitt replace grilled cheese and tomato soup as Annika's ultimate comfort food?
The world waits with bated breasts, but I think Annika will quickly discover that Pitt's sweaty nut sac doesn't taste anywhere near as good as grilled cheese.
(Then again, if I had to choose between my favorite sandwich and a chance to lick perspriation off Jennifer Aniston's mighty cleavage, I might have to forgo the sandwich.)
Kevin
And DAMN if I didn't misspell "perspiration." My three buttocks tremble in humiliation.
Shit.
Kevin
Rumor has it she's barren!
Posted by: Scof on Jan. 9, 2005Seems Angelina Jolie took time out from her busy schedule of give the Palestinians talking points to talk dirty with the Bradster, with Jen on the other line eavesdropping. And that put Brad-o in the dog house.
Posted by: Kin on Jan. 10, 2005Not to change the subject, but did you know Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities has posted a picture of your boots? Kinda reminds me of all the foot-blogging you used to do at your old Blogsnot blog...
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats on Jan. 10, 2005