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January 29, 2004

More Brittany Bashing By annika

Is it me or is something missing on the skankwoman in this pic? i mean, maybe she doesn't have any, you know what i mean? Which would support my theory that she's really a robot. A dim-witted, bubble headed robot who can't sing.

Posted by annika, Jan. 29, 2004 |
Rubric: American Skankwomen



Comments

For serious skankiness, Britney can't hold a candle to this.

Posted by: Brant on Jan. 29, 2004

Although I will say that she does have... you know what I mean?

Dirty old git that I am... back to blogging.

Posted by: Brant on Jan. 29, 2004

I think you are just a "Britney-wanabe" who needs theapy to discover the truth about your inner envy (or penis envy...or whatever...) Where's Freud when you need him/her/it anyway? Damnitall! Go ahead, bitch, blog away at me!

Posted by: JT on Jan. 29, 2004

I'm sure they're there somewhere. Needs further research!

Posted by: Pixy Misa on Jan. 29, 2004

She may not look the way you'd like her to look,
She may not act the way you'd like her to act,
She may not sing the song you'd like to hear,
but she can carry a tune. Blame the RIAA.

Posted by: ascap_scab on Jan. 30, 2004

Somebody snipped da nips?


Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jan. 30, 2004

I have a friend who used to do digital retouching for Victoria Secret catalogs. The technical term is nipplectomy.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin on Jan. 30, 2004

Low cut dress = taped nips.

Who dat up there that said Britney could carry a tune? Puh-leaze.

Posted by: Jim on Jan. 30, 2004

Annika:

Apparently, you were ahead of the news cycle.

Posted by: Brant on Jan. 31, 2004

Britney doesn't sing. She buzzes. Her voice has no power. Christina Aguilera employs the same five vocal tricks in all her songs, but she's still a far better singer than B-yotch, by far.

Live from the Land of Rare Buttfloss,


Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Jan. 31, 2004

That article was hilarious, Brant.

But i'm still left wondering. What happened to her nips? i don't think they were airbrushed, since i saw the same pic on Yahoo news photos. But, it is interesting that there are no other angles of her in that dress, so maybe it was re-touched and the only shot that was made available to the press is the nipple free one.

Posted by: annika! on Jan. 31, 2004

Annika:

Truth be told, my theory is that it's due to breast implants. As someone who has taken a purely anthropological interest in pictures of nude women who have had boob jobs, one thing I have noticed is that a bad boob job can cause the nips to point downward. Sad, but true.

Posted by: Brant on Feb. 1, 2004

yeah, but that britney foto just shows that nipple occludity has the positive effect on fan drop-out-ivity

it's literally a tittilating experince for about 5-8 seconds.

somehow, the producers found it a good idea to push her breasts down to an awkward and unnatural position to show more skin, ironically making the poor girl look deformed and uncomfortable...

Where is this to lead?

I hope it leads to liberated (feeling notwithstanding) women designing their own wardrobes with their own gumption to how they feel most comfortable.

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