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March 05, 2006

Oscar Preview In A Nutshell

From The American Princess:

Were it not for Hollywood, these people would be serving your food, cleaning your homes and parking your cars, which is a main reason that we give thanks, every year, that someone has the intestinal fortitude to organize a meeting, serve them free booze and award them prizes for going three full months not wearing makeup, and working opposite Billy Bob Thornton.
EM will be liveblogging the Academy Awards tonight at Wizbang Pop, so you might want to turn the sound down and read her while you watch.

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I once attended the Sundance Film Festival so I got to rub elbows with rookie producers, directors and writers.

What a bunch of losers. Every kid that has been picked on in high school was there dressed in black from head to toe. The townspeople called them PIBs. (People in black) Their loser status also explains their hatred of America and Americans that show up in their movies so often. They are getting even for not been dealt a full deck.

All had a look of desperation on their faces. They knew if their movie wasn't a hit, they would never gain influence over actresses. Thus they would be condemned to a life of celibacy.

Posted by: Jake on Mar. 5, 2006

Not to worry folks, there has been an economic dislocation, and they are about to collectively go Tango Uniform. I'm watching Robert Mitchum, and Curt Jurgens on AMC in The Enemy Below. Cheers!

Posted by: Casca on Mar. 5, 2006