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August 02, 2005

Live Blogging Al Gore's Appearance On Leno

Waiting for Gore. Leno's doing the "dumb ads" thingie. Not too good tonight.

Leno is marking time until retirement. He's just not into his job anymore and it shows.

Here comes Al, dressed like Belzer. All in black. And that same Paul Simon song as his intro theme. The singer, not the late senator.

Gawd i hate that man's voice. He's fat too.

Oh hell, look at those boots. Patent leather cowboy boots. What a fucking fashion disaster.

He's still bitter too. "You win some, you lose some, and then there's that third category." Yuk yuk, same old sense of humor, Al. Nonexistent.

Trying to kiss up to Leno by saying how great Johnny was might not be such a good idea. Should have done your homework, Al.


Leno: "That famous misquote. . . You never said you invented the internet." Heh.

Another lame recount joke by Al.

Now he's plugging Current, his new cable channel. So far his appearance has been as boring as this post.

So his channel will have a show where you can find out the top subjects being searched on the internet. Wow, how original. Yahoo's been doing that for like five years now.

Al's wedding ring needs to be re-sized. He's got the sausage fingers.

Note to guys: short sleeves with a black blazer and gold buttons look cheesy.

Film clip from something on Current: parachutists jumping off a cliff. Okay, hasn't National Geographic Explorer been doing that shit for years too?

Two segments and he's out. Becuz he's a busy guy. What a snoozefest.

Man that dude's got a big ass.

Posted by annika, Aug. 2, 2005 | TrackBack (1)
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Hey Annika, that was my first reading of live blogging..excellent.

Just got back from SF where i took my 13 year old daughter and her guitarist (12) to see Vendetta Red, a Seattle band. Cafe Du Nord. Very cool. Met the band, shot photos. I'm burnt now, and reading about Al Gore reusing that stupid "Third Category" "joke" was about all my mind can handle now.

and yeah, fuck Savage.. can barely handle his show these days.

Posted by: LC Fresh Sign on Aug. 2, 2005

I am very grateful that Al Gore is providing a much needed outlet for liberal viewpoints and politics. Certainly no other network would ever devote time to liberalism.

Posted by: Mark on Aug. 2, 2005

I actually tried to watch this abortion of a network for a while. There was this guy running around New york with these little stickers, putting them on everything. He talked about his girlfriends, and then there was this weird girl with a cat, talking about a movie whe saw.
God, It was more boring than wathing the ticker tape on CNBC.

Posted by: Kyle on Aug. 2, 2005

Goddammit, Annika.

Don't ever post anything---live or otherwise---about Al Gore and his show. Unless it's of the untimely death (the show's death people!)

I'm half-way through a large cup'a joe, and I have a pretty good blog-surfing buzz going...and then SMACK, I run straight into this buzz kill of a post/topic.

Don't EVER do that again. At least not so early in the morning.

Posted by: Robbie on Aug. 2, 2005

While you are visually correct about Al's ass, you are technically incorrect. He doesn't have a *big* ass, he is **all** ass.

Posted by: Becker on Aug. 2, 2005

Count your blessings folks, this man could have been the leader of the free world.

Thank God for Flori-Duh and us getting 100% of the black vote on the Supreme Court of the United States.

Who says the Supreme Court shouldn't be the final arbiter of everything?

Not me. They saved our asses. Don't forget it.

And, it's gonna get better. Just watch.

Now imagine Gore's picks.

Sweet dreams...

Posted by: shelly on Aug. 2, 2005