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April 07, 2005

Ten Lessons Learned From The Movie Mona Lisa Smile

1. Men bad. Women good.

2. Marriage bad. Career good.

3. The fifties bad. Today good.

4. Rules and standards bad. Bad bad bad.

5. Promiscuity is a virtue.

6. Marriage equals failure. Women should avoid it at all costs.

7. Unless you are chubby, then let nothing stand in the way of getting a husband.

8. If you absolutely must get married, remember that having a career at the same time is easy.

9. Have pity on those poor girls who grew up in the fifties. Chicks have it so much easier today.

10. Wellesley girls are snobby.*

* Okay, that last one wasn’t sarcastic.

Posted by annika, Apr. 7, 2005 |
Rubric: Let's Go To Hollywood


That's what the movie said. What do you think about those 10 points, Annika?

Posted by: Jake on Apr. 7, 2005

Well, duh.

Posted by: Pursuit on Apr. 8, 2005

You forgot to mention the movie stank because Joe Don Baker wasn't in it.

Posted by: Victor on Apr. 8, 2005

At least you're not obsessed or anything, Victor. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J on Apr. 8, 2005