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March 26, 2005

American Skankmommy?

We've heard the rumors before, but now it may actually be true.

Britney Spears is three months pregnant, it has been claimed.

The pop babe, who has made no secret of her desire to start a family with second husband Kevin Federline, will reportedly announce her pregnancy within the next couple of days.


Respected American gossip columnist Norm Clarke said: 'Britney Spears. not a girl, soon to be a mommy.

She's pregnant. Look for the announcement any day now.'

Weight gain due to pregnancy could be an alternate explanation for why she was seen without her wedding ring recently.

Well, if it's true, let me join Nikita Demosthenes, in wishing her good luck and congratulations.

Hat tip to Nikita, too.

Posted by annika, Mar. 26, 2005 |
Rubric: American Skankwomen


O.K., I give up. Who is the father?

Posted by: shelly on Mar. 26, 2005

Puh-leeeze, I've just spent 8 hours watching Franco Zeferelli's "Life of Christ" on the History channel.

Posted by: Casca on Mar. 26, 2005

LMAO, that IS a priceless picture!

Posted by: Casca on Mar. 26, 2005

No expert here, but it looks to me that if that's her at 3 months, she's going to be HUGE!

Posted by: JD on Mar. 27, 2005

She sure likes drinking out of little bitty bottles, doesn't she? Either that, or someone has Photoshopped the pic of her outside the convenience store in Santa Monica six months ago.

Posted by: The Owner's Manual on Mar. 27, 2005

i would never, ever, never photoshop a picture of Brittany. How could you even accuse me of such a thing?!

Posted by: annika on Mar. 27, 2005

It could have been photoshopped before you got it... or did you take the picture yourself? ;)

Posted by: The Owner's Manual on Mar. 27, 2005

Custody hearings. I look at that picture, and all I can see is custody hearings.

Posted by: gcotharn on Mar. 28, 2005

This overrated image also known as Britney has had enough exposure, don't you think?

Posted by: Mark on Mar. 28, 2005