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March 10, 2005

What'd i Say???

i ask you. When i did the KISS Haiku Contest about a month ago, was i anything but respectful to KISS or their fans?

Either of them?

Sure i was a little tongue-in-cheek at times, but nothing that Gene Simmons himself wouldn't have appreciated.

So i got this comment today from some dude with sense of humor issues.

Name: Iggy
Email Address: iggy@kissrocks.com


Kiss Rules-Fuck you and your site!! BIATCH!!!

Ouch. That wit is razor sharp.

And you wonder why i drink so much.

Posted by annika, Mar. 10, 2005 |
Rubric: Poetry


Gene Simmons was on The Apprentice tonight. What a bore.

Posted by: Casca on Mar. 10, 2005

I don't think the epithet "BIATCH" was around in the 1970s.

In other news, my candidate has dissed your candidate. Put Boy George and John Bolton in the same building, and the news will be MUCH more fun.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Mar. 11, 2005

Iggy dreams of tongues,
Bulging leather codpieces;
Won't admit he's gay.

Posted by: ccwbass on Mar. 11, 2005

What's a codpiece anyway?

OE, i read you're post. Well argued, but EJ has the momentum. i'm aftaid BG is only a one issue candidate.

Tell the truth. During the apprentice last night, when Gene Simmons stuck his finger into Erin's ear, weren't you expecting him to say: "Which lizard baby?"

i was.

Posted by: annika on Mar. 11, 2005

A codpiece is, like, a medieval cup. Iggy needs to read Teen Girl Squad.

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats on Mar. 11, 2005

A codpiece is a phony male sex organ. It is used often with tights to make the wearer seem more macho. Actors used to use socks.

A cup is a protective device to keep one's genitals intact, worn by athletes to assure themselves of a future family and to be able to finish the game if struck there doing a pile up, for instance.

Without one, the natural instinct is to give up whatever ball you are holding and protect the others when threatened...

Posted by: shelly on Mar. 12, 2005