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December 07, 2004

Public Service Announcement For All Guys Who Are Single And Looking

That sickeningly sweet and condescending tone of voice that Joe Rogan and Bill O'Reilly use when talking to pretty women is way unattractive. Way unattractive.

Try to avoid using it.

Posted by annika, Dec. 7, 2004 |
Rubric: Pithy and/or Lame Thoughts


If I ever get a pretty woman to talk to me, I will remember that.

Posted by: jake on Dec. 7, 2004

I usually assume the persona of the male lead in straight porn movies. How's that?

Posted by: Casca on Dec. 8, 2004

O'Reilly is such a pig.

Posted by: d-rod on Dec. 8, 2004

Now, now, now, little lady. No need to work yourself up into a tizzy.

Posted by: ken on Dec. 8, 2004

(breaks out his best Andy Griffith voice)

Now miss Annika, don't you worry your pretty little head about this thing one more minute. Now I know those fella's seem a might ornery to pretty young ladies. But that's just cause that it's so hard for women to rightly know about men things. Now you just don't fret over it no more. Maybe spend a little time catching up on the cookin' & cleanin' & such. The men folk will work everything out just fine. Course it would be nice if you could fix us up a mess of catfish or maybe a nice pecan pie whilst we're so busy taking care of you women folk.

(drops the Andy Griffith voice & dives for cover).

Posted by: Publicola on Dec. 8, 2004

from now on, every time i am asked how dare i be so irritated with o'reilly i am pointing people to this post. ugh.

Posted by: candy girl on Dec. 8, 2004

O'Reilly is NOT a pig. He is a self-serving ass, a demagogue, and a testimony to the banal taste of old people. He is easily the WORST thing on FOX, and I'm sure that Roger Ailes knows it.

Posted by: Casca on Dec. 8, 2004

I was a loyal CNN viewer from the late 90's(Kosovo air campaign) to 9/11. Eventually, I got fed up with their muted post-9/11 patriotism and finally started noticing the liberal bias, so I started channel surfing between the other cable networks.

Anyway, O'Reilly was one of the main reasons I switched to FOX. He was the one that convinced me that FOX was the place to be for conservative viewers. However, I will admit that O'Reilly in 2004 has been much more of an egotistical airhead than he was in previous years.

Does acting like Ewan McGregor's character in the Big Fish seem attractive to chicks or is that as bad as Andy Griffith?

Posted by: reagan80 on Dec. 9, 2004

Casca - I didn't realize pig and ass were mutually exclusive.

Posted by: d-rod on Dec. 9, 2004

well, didn't this turn into a pretty little hate fest?

Posted by: candy girl on Dec. 9, 2004