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July 21, 2004


Here's a letter that Martha Stewart wrote to the judge in her recent criminal trial. i defy anyone to make it to the end of the four page letter, it's so boring. As i commented at Dawn's (from whom i stole this link), didn't they teach Martha anything about run-on sentences at Barnard?

I have spent most of my professional life creating, writing, researching, and thinking on the highest possible level about quality of life, about giving, about providing, so that millions of people, from all economic strata, can enjoy beauty, good quality, well made products, and impeccably researched information about many hundreds of subjects which can lead to a better life and more rewarding family lifestyle.
Just on and on and on. Shit woman, just get to the point! No wonder they wouldn't let her testify. Gawd, wouldn't she be the worst lunch partner ever?

Posted by annika, Jul. 21, 2004 |
Rubric: Legal Mumbo Jumbo


I thought I was the only one that noticed. I couldn't get through the first page.

Posted by: Paul on Jul. 21, 2004

The Me Show! Starring ME! Written, produced, directed and choreographed by ME!

Get over yourself, Martha. Geeze.

(BTW, thanks, Annika. LOL)

Posted by: Emma on Jul. 21, 2004

You'd think she'd have some kind of an editor. Ah, but I thought wrong.

I won't bother to read the rest of such tripe.

Posted by: joe on Jul. 21, 2004

Now you know why hubby left. There is a way to shut a woman like her up, but it has some risk attached, and I'd guess that she doesn't know much about how to REALLY please a man.

Posted by: Casca on Jul. 21, 2004