Wow, she sure gave him a brutal monkey-spanking.

On another note, this just in from the Land of the Rising Sun and it comes in two flavors:

-For those of you that love subtitles, drama, and vampiric Nazis being tortured to death.

-For those that prefer more action and hate reading and opera music.

It lacks verisimilitude. Every Swedish girl over ten knows how to give a handjob.

Annie, you tease. Try to give us a little more frequency, OK? And, at lease post the Wednesday poetry...

Casca, how long has it been since you've been to Sweden? I think they start around 8 now.

I dunno about you guys, but I never wanna be around that kid when he's trying to ketchup his fries at a restaurant.

Then again, he probably gets it out pretty fast, comparatively.

I just wanted to tell you all that I gave up beef and blogs for Lent, which I'm beginning to regret, but I figure I'll enjoy blogs even more after 40 days without them. I'll be back after Easter and I hope you're still blogging. I suppose no one noticed I was missing. Sigh...

Joules, come on over, if you're ready for some sausage.