May 08, 2007
Annika's Journal Farewell Tour: Part VIII, Poll Results That I Never Got Around To Revealing
For those who followed the various sidebar polls, and others who are merely curious, here are some results that I never got around to mentioning, due to a lack of interest on my part.
- The current poll asks, "Annika trivia: If you busted into Annika's house, what would she most likely shoot you with?" The correct answer is Heckler & Koch USP in .45 ACP, not the Sig Sauer 9 mil that 50% of you guessed.
- Do you think the Travelocity Gnome is funny? I do not, and thus I agree with 67% of you. Strangely, ten respondents did not know whether the Travelocity Gnome is funny, which is a "no" vote as far as I'm concerned.
- Eighty-seven percent of you think Ohio State should officially change their name from the Buckeyes to Florida's Bitches.
- On the burning question, "Egg salad sandwich, tuna salad sandwich, or chicken salad sandwich?" the response was evenly divided: 31%, 33% and 33%. So basically, they're all good.
- Which Jessica is best? Thirty-four percent picked Jessica Alba, but I was happy to see that there were at least 23 Frank Herbert fans out there who voted for Lady Jessica Atreides.
- Now that Sam Jaya has been kicked off American Idol, if he takes your advice he should go on one of those Bravo reality shows where everyone's gay. I think he'd be perfect for Shear Genius... as a client!
- Eighty-five percent of you have health insurance. Fifteen percent of you don't. Amazingly, this result is almost exactly congruent with the latest national census figures. So anyone who thinks my blog visitors are not a representative cross-section of America is nuts.
- Regarding the question: "What was the top story of 2006? The one everyone's talking about?" you were given a number of choices, and the majority of you picked, "Jackie Passey." That's crazy. What's even crazier is that "Evil donuts from the future invade Wall Street, reprogram the stock market" got only 14%, and that's only because I kept voting for it about two dozen times. The mere discovery that sentient donuts exist is enough to make it the top story in all of history, let alone the top story of last year. Add to that the fact that they're evil, they traveled through time, they invaded Wall Street, and they somehow managed to reprogram the stock market?!?! I just don't see how you people didn't think that was a major story! I suspect it's because many of you are doing well in the stock market and don't want to rock the boat.
- ¿Qual es la favorita pictura del hombre de sombrero? Esta Alfonso Bedoya.
- And finally, the winner of the Battle Of The Movie Assassins was Nikita from the original La Femme Nikita, starring Anne Parillaud. She got 58% of the vote, compared to Jason Bourne's 42%. I totally disagree with that result but what are you gonna do? View the tournament bracket here.
So now that's over with, I feel a lot better.
Gnome Rules: The gnome has to be experienced on t.v. (he's really irritating on radio) and he's only funny once. Totally unrelated subject: I just saw a music video that's the first one to grab my interest in a while: Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, Thou Shalt Always Kill. It's very British. Thou Shalt Always Kill doesn't mean murder or killing. I think they said it's slang for ending a song or performance. I'd have to listen to the interview again. Look them up on YouTube!
EFF U, just as soon as Cal makes it to a BCS game.
As for the lovely Miss Passey, I stuffed the ballot box for her, because I KNEW you were stuffing it too. She didn't just win, she OBLITERATED the field, as she should, since she's perfect. I may have to become her bitch soon.
Skippy said it best about "Jacqueline Mackie Cougar Mellencamp Paisley Herbert Walker al-Zawahiri Passey":
[She's the kind of woman who would bite your testicles if she suspected that you were masturbating and not moaning her name, as she so obviously does.]
BTW, the fivehead often makes her look like Rudy G. in drag.
Random YouTube of the Day: "Brokeback Commie"
Damn that explains a lot. Sounds just like my ex-wife.
