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April 30, 2007

Nicole Ritchie Loose In Germany

Wer ist das? Sie ist Nicole Ritchie, ich glaube...

Posted by annika, Apr. 30, 2007 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: The Huh? Files



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Posted by: Scof on Apr. 30, 2007

Didn't Wile E. Coyote do that once, and pay a terrible price for doing so?

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Apr. 30, 2007

but didn't Wile E. Coyote use rocket powered roller skates for that stunt?

Posted by: annika on Apr. 30, 2007

Acme - the first name in self-destruction.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Apr. 30, 2007

That was really Nicole driving? What a dumbass.

Scof's post reminded me of one of my old Youtube links.

I also want to bring up my old suggestion for an Annika-modeled action figure because there is video of it in...uh...action. Too bad she croaks.

Posted by: reagan80 on Apr. 30, 2007

Quite a feat of skill and planning, or one lucky mofo.

Reagan, I'll buy one of those Annika action figures. If it's anatomically correct.

Posted by: Casca on May. 1, 2007

"... but didn't Wile E. Coyote use rocket powered roller skates for that stunt?"

Thought it was a rocket. Or, maybe I'm mixin' my episodes up... I remember a cool one with a batsuit (man, I still want one of those...)

"Reagan, I'll buy one of those Annika action figures. If it's anatomically correct." (emphasis added)

Why? You got a tool shed, don't'cha? Anatomically correct it yourself, man.

;)

Just remember, the rubber band with the Vienna sausage attached is not an acceptible accessory...

Posted by: ElMondoHummus on May. 2, 2007

I can't make any guarantees, Casca. Besides, that doesn't sound very...hygienic.

We'd probably be better off just asking Annika for a sample of her DNA, and then shipping it to Hwang Woo-suk. Unfortunately, we currently don't have the technology to speed up aging and physical development. So, we will have to be cryogenically frozen for 18 years until the clones mature.

That is, of course, assuming she didn't really give us the genetic material of a collie or something.

Posted by: reagan80 on May. 2, 2007