...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Now that baby number two is out, pencil in June 2007 for the next blessed event.
Oh, this one is a boy!
In other news, ElMondoHummus yawns and gets out the words "Who gives a f..." before getting mobbed by a crowd of angry teenagers dressed in schoolgirl outfits screaming "BRITNEY'S MY HERO!!" and "I (heart) BRITNEY SPEARS FEDERLINE!!".
Rescue workers tried valiently to extract Mr. Hummus from the mound of CD's, posters, barbie dolls and bubble gum, but were unsuccessful.
Reactions from the street:
Beth, Bamapachyderm: "Britney, that f****n' ho!"
Shelly: "Al Davis, that f****n' ho!"
Casca: "So how do I get mobbed by teens in plaid skirts?"
Strawman: "About Bush and Iraq..."
Blu: "About that f****n' Strawman"
Casca: "SO HOW THE HELL DO ***I*** GET MOBBED BY TEENS IN PLAID SKIRTS??!!"
Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Sep. 13, 2006Pretty close, but I've moved beyond teens. I prefer thirty-somethings.
Posted by: Casca on Sep. 13, 2006Hmmm... I know a couple of thirty-somethings, and a nearly thirtysomething I'd luuuuuv to see in a plaid skirt & white shirt. Mmmmm...
Yes, they're all female! No Scottish bagpipers in my fantasies! Get'cher minds outta the gutter! :)
Posted by: ElMondoHummus on Sep. 13, 2006annika, I was thinking the same thing. She's not giving that thang a snowballs chance of regaining any snap.
Posted by: Victor on Sep. 13, 2006good stuff mondo!
casca: i don't believe u
victor: eeeew!
lol
Posted by: annika on Sep. 23, 2006