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June 13, 2006

Want To Make £100?

England's The Sun newspaper will pay you £100 if they use your picture in the paper. All you have to do is wave the flag of St. George next to some local landmark, to show yourself as England's "furthest flung fan."

Hey, if I sent in a picture of myself next to the Hollywood sign, butt naked and waving a crusader symbol, I could be a page 3 girl, earn roughly $184.24, and piss off some islamofascists all at the same time!

Posted by annika, Jun. 13, 2006 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Fash-ism



Comments

Jeez, Louise. You could probably get $200.00 from all your readers if we pitched in.

On the oher hand, the picture wouldn't be so great when your opposing counsel moves to enter it into evidence in your first obscenity trial.

Posted by: shelly on Jun. 13, 2006

I'd buy THAT for a dollar! (Aw, nuts. What movie is that from?)

P.S. Apparently my normal blog URL is "questionable content". SurelyYoureNotSerious dot com get's caught because of Us dot com. :P

Posted by: Trint on Jun. 13, 2006

Robocop.

Posted by: reagan80 on Jun. 13, 2006

FIRST DIBS ON BEING THE CAMERAMAN!!!!

Posted by: Casca on Jun. 13, 2006

"... if I sent in a picture of myself next to the Hollywood sign, butt naked and waving a crusader symbol... and piss off some islamofascists all at the same time!..."

The problem is, that'd come off as hot & sexy, not offensive.

Oh, wait, that is the point... hell yeah, go for it, then! Let's piss off some facists!

Posted by: elmondohummus on Jun. 13, 2006

I'm in for a hundy, and I'll watch out for the cops!

Posted by: Pursuit on Jun. 13, 2006

...and you'd be making an old man very, very happy.

Posted by: Jim Treacher on Jun. 14, 2006

Of course, you could wrap yourself tastefully in the flag too... but what the hell, you aren't anyone in the 'sphere until you've got naked pictures floating around that could compromise a future cabinet position/supreme court nomination.

Posted by: Hugo on Jun. 14, 2006