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September 03, 2005

Did He Just Say That?

Richard Simmons, bless his heart, said the following on Larry King Live just now:

"New Orleans is the Venice, Italy of the world."
Now that's good comedy.

P.S. i want to like Celine Dion, i really do, but her personality makes that impossible.

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Rubric: The Huh? Files



Comments

Yeah, Richard. New Orleans has gondola drivers too.

Posted by: Mark on Sep. 4, 2005

Yep, in his case, they are called "Polers".

Posted by: shelly on Sep. 4, 2005

Well it could be, after all Detroit is the Naples of North America.

Posted by: Casca on Sep. 4, 2005

Detroit is the armpit of the world. Well, just one; the other is Cleveland.

Posted by: shelly on Sep. 4, 2005

Since I happen to be intimately familiar with both towns, I'll only quibble in this respect. Detroit, and Naples I daresay are the armpits of an overly-ripe whore, whereas Cleveland is that of a pubescent lass.

The truth is that Detroit is the asshole of North America. I always carry a couple extra mags and an extra battery for the radio when I visit.

Posted by: Casca on Sep. 4, 2005

Well, if Cleveland is THAT, what, exactly is Youngstown?

Posted by: shelly on Sep. 4, 2005

Oh, Y-town, the home of spectacular NFL failure Maurice Claret, is a carbuncle.

Posted by: Casca on Sep. 4, 2005