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July 13, 2005

It's Time For Jeopardy With annika...

The category is "profanity."

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Don't forget to use your signaling device.

Posted by annika, Jul. 13, 2005 | TrackBack (0)
Rubric: Dumb-Ass Quizzes



Comments

Does the word rhyme with "duck," as in "Holy duck! It's duckin' HOT out here! Duck!"?

Something like that?

Posted by: ccwbass on Jul. 13, 2005

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Posted by: Casca on Jul. 13, 2005

It's supposed to be in the form of a question.

"What the fuck?!"

Posted by: Desert Cat on Jul. 13, 2005

i'm sorry, you must first use the signalling device.

and remember to phrase your response in the form of a question.

Posted by: annika trebek on Jul. 13, 2005

(signalling device depressed)
Alex, what is "Why the $%#@ didn't I buy that ranch in Montana?"

Posted by: Yolo Cowboy on Jul. 13, 2005

nope

Posted by: annika trebek on Jul. 13, 2005

(signal device pressed three times)

What is "FUCK ME!"?

Posted by: d-rod on Jul. 13, 2005

What is who is MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Posted by: Casca on Jul. 13, 2005

Sorry D-Rod, i hardly know you.

i'm sorry Casca. Again, you failed to push the signalling device.

Posted by: annika on Jul. 13, 2005

What is "Eighteen"?

Posted by: d-rod on Jul. 13, 2005

what is it about "use the signaling device" that you folks aren't getting?

Posted by: annika trebek on Jul. 13, 2005

I got arrested the last time that I used my "signaling device".

Posted by: Casca on Jul. 13, 2005

how about "its hot as hell" ;-)

Posted by: bill on Jul. 14, 2005

*pushes signalling device*
What is, "Son of a BITCH!"?

Posted by: Victor on Jul. 14, 2005

[ let's off an 8 shot volley from his signaling device ]

Madame Trebek, what is "hell"?

[ let's off an 11 shot volley from his back up signaling device ]

Madame Trebek, what is "why the CENSORED didn't i leave this Locke forsaken RADIO EDIT state & go kick it with my pal Pub at the nice cool range in Colo-BAD WORD OMMITED-rado??????????????????"

Posted by: Publicola on Jul. 14, 2005

bill seems to be having some trouble with his SIGNALING DEVICE!

Victor: no sorry.

Publicola: no sorry. sorry no.

Posted by: annika on Jul. 14, 2005

*signaling device activated*...Form of [i]a waterfall[/i] (WHAT?!? Wrong show?)

Uh, what was the question again, Alec? Oh, Profanity for $1000? Daily-double, eh? Ah, what the hell, I'll wager everything:

What is, "Holy shit!"?

Posted by: Robbie on Jul. 14, 2005

*Waves carrot in front of guinea pig; guinea pig emits eardrum-piercing WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK*

What is, "It's hot as hell!"?

Posted by: Victor on Jul. 14, 2005

(singnaling device pressed)

What is "Golly gee, it's toasty out today."

Posted by: Jonathan on Jul. 14, 2005

and yes, a "singnaling" device is a contraption that notifies others when you are about to break out into song.

Posted by: Jonathan on Jul. 14, 2005

Robbie: no
Victor: nope
Jonathan: no and no

The corect response is "It's hot as bat-shit. Hot... as... bat... shit..."

Posted by: annika on Jul. 14, 2005

What? (throws signaling device out window). I really thought Jonathan nailed it. This is unbelievable!!!

Posted by: d-rod on Jul. 14, 2005

Damn. I almost responded with, "Holy bat-shit, Batman!", which I think the judges would have given me...

Posted by: Robbie on Jul. 14, 2005

Plus, if I'd known I had to specify the type of shit...

Posted by: Robbie on Jul. 14, 2005

No prize for most amusing signalling device?

Posted by: Victor on Jul. 14, 2005

And just how hot is bat-shit, anyway?

Posted by: Victor on Jul. 14, 2005

Please enlighten us about how hot bat BM is. Is it hotter than other forms? If so, how did you become informed of this?

I am filled with questions today.

Posted by: Jonathan on Jul. 14, 2005

Isn't bat-shit a euphemism for insane rather than hot? Insanely hot, I guess, maybe.

Posted by: Dave J on Jul. 14, 2005

Besides, it's a dry heat: you should try New Orleans in July.

Posted by: Dave J on Jul. 14, 2005

i did a bunch of bat-blogging last year about this time. according to my research, bat shit can get crazy hott.

Posted by: annika on Jul. 14, 2005

"crazy hott" ?

since you put 2 T's in hot it must be super duper hot then.

Posted by: Jonathan on Jul. 15, 2005

Course... oh, sorry...

[let's off a half clip from the primary signaling device]

Madame Trebek, what is "How much would it have freaked you out had someone got it correct"?

Posted by: Publicola on Jul. 15, 2005