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April 21, 2005

Italian Sausages Judged Biggest

From Reuters:

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

All i can say about that is...

LMAO!

And that there's one group that's conspicuously absent from the study.

Posted by annika, Apr. 21, 2005 |
Rubric: Sex Please



Comments

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Posted by: Desert Cat on Apr. 21, 2005

"The study did not measure the penises when they were erect."

Doesn't this reflect a fundemental misunderstaning of what is important? It is similar to saying one car is better than another because it has a faster idle speed!

By the way, did I mention my grandparents came here from Italy?!

Posted by: Pursuit on Apr. 22, 2005

Was the sample size statistically valid? Same measurement technique, temperature, measurement taker? On second thought, not being average, who cares?

Posted by: Mark on Apr. 22, 2005

*especially* temperature.

Posted by: Victor on Apr. 22, 2005

Yours truly is Italian. ;)

Posted by: Mark on Apr. 22, 2005

Signora bella, sono l'amante per voi. Avrete i orgasms migliori della vostra vita e se non pensate che il mio penis sia abbastanza grande, io lo attacchi nel vostro asino in modo da potete giudicare più meglio.

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 22, 2005

Well, if they'r not measured while erect, what's the point?

Posted by: Tuning Spork on Apr. 22, 2005

Such a protocol might provide too much opportunity for mischief, i would imagine.

Posted by: annika on Apr. 23, 2005

Seems like the job would suit you then.

Posted by: Casca on Apr. 23, 2005

Viva L'Italia!

Posted by: Mark on Apr. 26, 2005

Zip 'em up, kids. Have some dignity.

Posted by: Mike M on Apr. 28, 2005