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March 18, 2005

Useless Friday Ego Trip

Once again, in lieu of actual blog content, it's time for Friday photoshopped self-promotional nonsense.

This week we examine: Annika Gyrl: The unauthorized annikabiography.


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Were this thing ever to see print, it would surely be filled from end to endpaper with the most shocking debauchery of a type that would cause Mr. Verdana to blush, Ms. Arial to shield her eyes, and both Mr. Times and Mr. New Roman to run for cover.

Posted by annika, Mar. 18, 2005 |
Rubric: photoshopaholic


That was retarded! I expect better from you!

Posted by: Weezie on Mar. 18, 2005

Are you too prim and proper to mention the most shocking story of all? How Annika Gyrl abused Mr. Pixel but he kept begging for more.

Posted by: Jake on Mar. 18, 2005

is there a centerfold?

Posted by: louielouie on Mar. 18, 2005

annika, an ex NYC ballet dancer who wrote a memoir has you beaten, hands down. (dammit I forget her name)

I read a few pages on amazon, she confidently declares that her only way to true sexual and personal fulfillment is to have guys surf the hershey highway. It's graphic in ways I'll have the good taste not to discuss in an open forum.

Posted by: Jason O. on Mar. 18, 2005

Nice tits!

You put out?

Posted by: Robert McLelland on Mar. 18, 2005

I'll take 251 of them. I can't resist a bargain.

Posted by: Shelly on Mar. 19, 2005