...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
i ask you. When i did the KISS Haiku Contest about a month ago, was i anything but respectful to KISS or their fans?
Either of them?
Sure i was a little tongue-in-cheek at times, but nothing that Gene Simmons himself wouldn't have appreciated.
So i got this comment today from some dude with sense of humor issues.
Name: IggyOuch. That wit is razor sharp.
Email Address: iggy@kissrocks.comComments:
Kiss Rules-Fuck you and your site!! BIATCH!!!
And you wonder why i drink so much.
Gene Simmons was on The Apprentice tonight. What a bore.
Posted by: Casca on Mar. 10, 2005I don't think the epithet "BIATCH" was around in the 1970s.
In other news, my candidate has dissed your candidate. Put Boy George and John Bolton in the same building, and the news will be MUCH more fun.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Mar. 11, 2005Iggy dreams of tongues,
Bulging leather codpieces;
Won't admit he's gay.
What's a codpiece anyway?
OE, i read you're post. Well argued, but EJ has the momentum. i'm aftaid BG is only a one issue candidate.
Tell the truth. During the apprentice last night, when Gene Simmons stuck his finger into Erin's ear, weren't you expecting him to say: "Which lizard baby?"
i was.
Posted by: annika on Mar. 11, 2005A codpiece is, like, a medieval cup. Iggy needs to read Teen Girl Squad.
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats on Mar. 11, 2005A codpiece is a phony male sex organ. It is used often with tights to make the wearer seem more macho. Actors used to use socks.
A cup is a protective device to keep one's genitals intact, worn by athletes to assure themselves of a future family and to be able to finish the game if struck there doing a pile up, for instance.
Without one, the natural instinct is to give up whatever ball you are holding and protect the others when threatened...
Posted by: shelly on Mar. 12, 2005