...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Pollhost censored me.
If you click on "My most controversial poll ever: Which two androids should be fucking?" you will find that they shut me down without even a warning. Those bastards.
But i'm not deterred by the new decency standards. As a proud blogger, if i want to write about robots fucking, i will insist on my first amendment right to use the f-word.
Anyways, the excitement of my "most controversial poll ever" died down pretty quickly after the result became a forgone conclusion. Last i checked, i looked like about 70% of voters wanted to see Star Trek Voyager's Borg chick, 7 of 9, get together with the Daryl Hannah replicant from Blade Runner.
Not a bad choice you pervs, but if you ask me, the obvious choice should have been Inspector Gadget and the late Optimus Prime. Two transformers? Come on people. Think of the all mechanical/sexual permutations that would have been possible.
At any rate. i aim to please, so here's your robotic fantasy come to life:
As for me, if i could get it on with the android of my choice, it would have to be this hottie, no contest.
Alas, the word has not reached you... queer as a three dollar bill.
Posted by: Casca on Mar. 6, 2005Erm.. but 7 of 9 was not an android, she was a Borg; a humanoid with some artificial implants!
You could put the poll up again. Just replace the word "fuck" with "gittin' it ouuun".
Posted by: Tuning Spork on Mar. 6, 2005Don't miss Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network tonight.
Posted by: Spanky on Mar. 6, 2005TS, if you wanna be technical about it, replicants aren't really androids either because they aren't machines.
Thankfully, the editors of annika's journal aren't sticklers for such details.
Posted by: annika on Mar. 6, 2005Darryl Hannah's character's name in Blade Runner was Pris. See, I can avoid getting all technical and stuff and still remember her name afterwards! Ain't I the romantic?
--HH
I'm not entirely sure that Lisa from Weird Science (Kelly LeBrock) was actually a robot but, assuming she was, I'm very disappointed that a pairing of her with the Terminator-X from T3 (Kristanna Loken) wasn't an available choice. Or a pairing of any of the other putatively female choices with the T-X, for that matter. You wanna talk about permutations?
As an aside, Rachael (Sean Young) was the biggest babe in Blade Runner, hands-down.
Posted by: Matt on Mar. 7, 2005Rachel was definitely hotter than Pris. That aside,
Damn anti robot-fucking Nazis.
Posted by: JD on Mar. 7, 2005Rachel may have been better looking, but she seemed colder than snow in Alaska. Pris, OTOH, would've left boot marks in the ceiling, without the aid of a trampoline.
Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats on Mar. 9, 2005