...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Okay, yah. i checked out Paris Hilton's phone book. Not much interested me in there, but i did find Lindsay Lohan's phone number and e-mail address. So i got this brilliant brain flash. i thought i'd do a good deed for a friend. i hope he appreciates it. i know he's single, and i know how much he likes her so...
i hope she responds. You know, i think this dude's got a much better chance of hooking up with Lindsay if i help things along. It's all about that feminine touch, lol. Anyways, i'll definitely let you know what happens.
p.s. i totally wanna call eminem now.
Update: i don't expect a response for a while. Lindsay's probably got more important things on her mind right now.
Update 2: i got a strange response. From somebody named Mailer Daemon. Must be her publicist.
Call Em? OK, if you want to, but good luck getting away from him. That fucker NEVER shuts up.
Posted by: Casca on Feb. 22, 2005OK - that was absolutely hilarious. Any chance you have Jeremy Piven's email stashed somewhere? Cause I have this idea see... *lol*
Posted by: Ari on Feb. 23, 2005devious Ari, lol!
Posted by: annika on Feb. 23, 2005Maybe Lindsay's fathers phone number would be more interesting.
He has many wonderful thoughts.
Love it. Cyrano had nothing on you.
Posted by: Hugo on Feb. 24, 2005Mailer Daemon means that the e-mail didn't go through, she probably changed her e-mail address by now.
Posted by: Richard on Feb. 24, 2005You mean Mailer Daemon is the name of ROBOT? Cool!
Posted by: annika on Feb. 24, 2005That was dripping with sincerity and a bit of star-struck meandering. I'm certain that you'll hear from her. Even if it's through her robotmonkeyservant.
Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes on Feb. 25, 2005hey i think what u did was way out of my league but if u got the balls to do t then ur a pretty cool kid then.
Posted by: sydney on Mar. 3, 2005lindsay lohan i want to know you, please can you send me a mail to my email adress to know me and then we can talk in the msn please give an oportunity'
Dear Lindsay or whoever is reading,
Hey, what's up? I would like to know more about Lindsay Lohan. If anyone know her phone no & e-mail or one of them pls give it to me.If this e-mail reads it lindsasy lohan ,can u give me your phone no & e-mail pls. Thanks . Bye
From your Fans
MARLENE&RITIANNE
hi i think you are cool totally (sister) yeah he likes to talk about you i think you are cool to! bye!
your #infinity fans Marla and Jonathan Villamar! writ us back!
Posted by: jonathan on Mar. 28, 2005my brother totally loves your songs! especially "rumors" oh well bye! ps. can i have your phone # and e-mail address?
Posted by: KINDEYKV on Mar. 28, 2005you guys are really sad.. u honestly think Lindsay would respond to that.. and wat makes u think tht by telling her u noe a cool guy shes gonna care. Oh and for those saying if lindsay is reading this can i have ur email/phone number oh yea cuz a famous celeb like her doesnt have enuf paparazzi bugging her she needs ppl like u bugging her too.. why wld she ever give out personal info like tht to u guys. oh and PS she did change her email a LONG time ago.. if u wanna mail her.. i suggest u send a letter to her fan club in LA.
Posted by: julia on Mar. 31, 2005I have lindsays cousins aol screen name and her phone number, i met her online in like a fricken aol chat. Her name is ashlee, shes friends with jamie spears, pretty kewl. well anyway i dont know about her # but if you want her s.n i could do its: lazygoodgrl256, lmao dont tell her where u got it.
-Nate
is that lindsay's e-mail adress?
Lindsay ROCKS!!!!You are the best!Your body is the hottest I know!I can't wait!I want you KNOW!!
Can anyone give Lindsay Lohan's e-mail?
chocolate_thief@hotmail.com
Posted by: rachel on Jun. 11, 2005hey lindsay does any one have her email address my cousin was really sick and now hes better but since he recovered and we all thought he woudn't he wants to talk to lindsay if any one has any info please email me back at angeluskiren_76@hotmail.com
Posted by: chance on Jun. 19, 2005hi if theres anyone here that can give me lindsays lohan e-mail or if lindsay you are seeing this i'd like to have your e-mail to see what you are really like and maybe we could be friends ok thanks
Hey, Lindsay Lohan is really cool and I dunno y celebrities try to keep themselves all secrety ya know? Her aim thingy was like lokigrl64 but i dunno what it is now.
Posted by: sierra on Jun. 25, 2005how do u look in paris hilton's phone book??
Posted by: isabella on Jun. 25, 2005Dear Lindsay or whoever is reading,
Hey, what's up? I would like to know more about Lindsay Lohan. If anyone know her phone no & e-mail or one of them pls give it to me.If this e-mail reads it lindsasy lohan ,can u give me your phone no & e-mail pls. Thanks . Bye
Lindsay Lohan it pretty and i want lindsay logan email address pls if anyone got lindsay l email address and let me know pls cheer
Posted by: Ben on Jul. 2, 2005I have several adresses thay all clame to be lindsays I emailed her about amillion times I have mary kate and ashleys but who knows if they are real. I went to this web site called hi5 and she was on it.but when I went reserch her back up to get her email. there was atleast 20 differant lindsays all with a pick of linday lohan I dont know what to do but try every one Untill I find out what one is real
lindsay is the best !I hope she e-mail me back.herbie fully loaded was a success in new york.I hope she keep up her good job.I want to be her friend.If linsay saw this comment please e-mail me back> From:stacey
Posted by: stacey on Jul. 5, 2005well i thing lindsay is the best actris in the world .and herbie fully loaded is the greatest movoe i ever saw. all the movies of linsay i h ave saw but i just want to know if anybody has her email adress i will be great to have it thanks bye
Posted by: jasmine on Jul. 5, 2005Hey lindsay you do not know me but i seen alot of your shows and i love them. I can only dream to date someone like you because i probably wouldn't get a chance with you. Anyways good luck to you. BYE.
Posted by: CHUCK on Jul. 5, 2005u guys who wanna have her e-mail i think she is always busy and doesn't have time to respond back to u so don't be upset
Posted by: The Punisher on Jul. 9, 2005brave_red_lindsay@hotmail.com
this is her real e-mail adress.... at least i think. If not i'm very sorry, if to,.... i wanna see some money you know :p
If you're not sure which e-mail adress is of someone check www.hotmail.com , check at 'search' type name etc and you'll find out
Bye
Posted by: ..... on Jul. 9, 2005no i'm sorry it isn't working
it's not the right one : i was chatting with someone named samantha ... :s
it was a fan to... :|
Posted by: ....... on Jul. 9, 2005wow man you suck... you weren't even close with her e-mail adress.... loser
Posted by: Goodyear on Jul. 9, 2005dude i just chatted with annika wrote lindsay an e-mail and got a response if you want her e-mail than e-mail me back and ill give it to you.
Posted by: jon on Jul. 10, 2005eej jon if you have her email address than put it in a dialogue here :D
Posted by: dikkah on Jul. 11, 2005Hi Anybody says in polish??
Posted by: Marcin on Jul. 12, 2005Yo you guys are way to obsessive i mean come on if you do have Lindsay's addy leave her alone she probabley has enough shit in her life she doesnt need to deal with you peeps i mean come on she just wants her privacy i mean listen to her songs actually listen to them dont just hear them listen to the words she just wants to be left alone and have her own private life and if you feel like bitching then e-mail me and i will bitch right back just leave the poor girl alone and let her do her job i mean you dont need to obsess over someone's life get a life of your own
Posted by: Jo on Jul. 14, 2005I'm gonna buy everyone who has posted here so far a dictionary for Christmas this year.
OK, not everybody, but the kewl kyds definately need the help.
Posted by: Webster on Jul. 14, 2005i love you
Posted by: matthew on Jul. 14, 2005hi guyz, lindsay here. your all kewl! pls email me! i love my fans! if u want, maybe we cld hve sex!
Posted by: Lindsay on Jul. 15, 2005hi how are you can you call my at my mobael 0555383832 or my e mail
Posted by: noufa on Jul. 15, 2005dear lindsay you dont no my beut i no you so callmy at my email
Posted by: nouf on Jul. 15, 2005hi call my pless i love you
Posted by: nouf on Jul. 15, 2005Ale macie jazdy.Fjnie by było gdyby ktoś mnie rozumiał bo nie chce mi się pisac po angielsku. I niw wiem czemu tak się napalacie przeciez wiadomo że Lindsay i tak by wam raczj nie odpisała.Jszcze piszecie takie banalne rzeczy "nie znasz mnie ale napisz do mnie" taką lipe tu odstawiacie ze sie płakac chce pozdro
PS. Jak mi się zechce to napisze to samo po angielsku byscie mogli mnie zrozumiec:P
Wow you guys seriosly want my e-mail. anyways that Jon guy that says he talked to me. Well its true but i dont know how he got my e-mail add.
P.S. Jon if your reading this write me again
Man, I like reed the blog and stuf in reverse order and i sed sumfin about paris haveing her email addy and thehn i get back to this post from febuary and thats what annika sed then. Boy im a dumas. which reminds me of a kermit shafer joke, not kermit the frog, kermit shafer he wuz kewl he did bloopers before dick clark who is the old guy who looks yung. But anyway wut i reelly wanted to say is that i read tony pierce and he's like way cool and like linsy should date tony pearce but shes only 18 y know? but i cant rite like this convincingly cause im like 43 and stuff and as i repeatedly say in my blog, i am not trendy.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Jul. 18, 2005hey lindsay,I am a big fan of yours. I love your music & esecially your movies. My dream is to an actress just like you and i wanted you to give me some tips,and for you can help me come true!!!
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY DOES ANY BODY KNOW LINDSAY'S E-MAIL ADDY?? HEY LINDSAY!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
Posted by: Alisson on Jul. 19, 2005hEY,DOES ANYBODY KNOWS LINDSAY'S E-MAIL ADDY??HEY LINDSAY WHATS UP? LINDSAY WHATS YOUR E-MAIL ADDY?? I AM SORRY WE KEEP ASKING U THIS BUT WHATS UR E-MAIL ADRESS??????????
Posted by: Alisson on Jul. 19, 2005HEY
Posted by: Alisson on Jul. 19, 2005MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE LINDSAY!!!!
Posted by: Alisson on Jul. 19, 2005Linds u rock i love you girl i'm the one who emailed u email bk plz xoxo ps alisson email me i thnk i kno linds' addy
Posted by: Lou on Jul. 20, 2005ok.. that wuz totally stupid. ok first off wow.. thats just really sad. first off, i really dont believe that wuz actually lindsay lohan's e-mail but whatever. if you dont kno who she is and dont kno what shes famous for dont tell her that u moron. and lastly.. lindsay lohan dated wilmer valderrama.. do u actually think she's going 2 date some loser who has nothing better 2 do than blog all day? i mean come on.. no offense 2 him but u've made him sound really desperate and ur just.. stupid..
Posted by: Liz on Jul. 20, 2005you r the best actor ever you rock!!! i wish you could reply but i bet u r busy you are so cool i am your #1 fan
you are beauteful i have seen all your films and sorry but i dont think blonde suits you as well as red
you are the best actor ever!!!!!!!
from terrianne
linsy i said im not trendy but i realy am so culd you gimme the email addy for cathrine bach the original daisy duke ? an like wassup with jesica simpson as daisy duke? are u shure hank done it this way? thats a waylon jennings song (to apply the proper historical perspective to the discussion)
Did you know that this blog has two audiences? :)
Actually three. Considering the constant conversations between Annika and Britney Spears, I can almost assure you that if you wanted to leave a message for Mrs. Federline, it would be read if you posted it here. Mrs. Federline and Annika have the highest respect for each other.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor on Jul. 21, 2005listen all u linsday lohan fans. i know shes hot and all but you will never talk to her. im friends with her brother she changes her aim sn like every week. so u would have a better chance of having sex wit a tiger then talk to lindsay lohan. any questons??? good my sn is jmki643.
Posted by: billy on Jul. 22, 2005Billy, the people responding to this thread would have more luck with Lindsay than with me.
P.S. I assume you mean Michael and not Dakota.
Posted by: Tiger on Jul. 22, 2005hey linday, i love your music!!! i think it is asom!!! i am lisening to your song rumors right now!!! i malso think your really pritty!!! like when i say pritty i mean PRITTY!!!!!!!!! you are the coolest person i have ever seen!!! well i have never seen you but i have on T.V. oh ya bye the way my name is dawn. i also think your really talented!!! and i love your movies espeshually Mean Girls!!! that is my all time favorite movie!!! i would do anything to see you in person!!! oh, now i am lisening to you song that girl!!! it is one of my favorite songs ever!!!i just think you are asom! well i have to go now, can you please e-mail me back? i am beging you!!!! well bye, love dawn
Posted by: dawn on Jul. 24, 2005hey linday, i love your music!!! i think it is asom!!! i am lisening to your song rumors right now!!! i also think your really pritty!!! like when i say pritty i mean PRITTY!!!!!!!!! you are the coolest person i have ever seen!!! well i have never seen you but i have on T.V. oh ya bye the way my name is dawn. i also think your really talented!!! and i love your movies espeshually Mean Girls!!! that is my all time favorite movie!!! i would do anything to see you in person!!! oh, now i am lisening to you song that girl!!! it is one of my favorite songs ever!!!i just think you are asom! well i have to go now, can you please e-mail me back? i am beging you!!!! well bye, love dawn
Posted by: dawn on Jul. 24, 2005