...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...
Hey poetry contest lovers, Michele is having a V-Day poetry contest. It must follow the "roses are red..." format, and must be addressed from one famous person to another. Sounds like fun.
i'm formulating an entry in my head right now. Hmmm.
Update: Okay, here's mine:
Brittany Spears to Kevin Federline:_______________Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop fucking around
And help me feed Lacy Loo*
Kevin Federline back to Brittany Spears:Roses are red
and sometimes they're yellow
I started cheating on you
'Cuz your feet stink like hello
(I mean, they really smello)**
* Lacy Loo reference explained here.
** stink reference explained here.
I don't habitually speak this way of women, but what a dumb, trailer trash whore. And she's not looking too good these days, either. (Well, that is, not as good as she looked a year or two ago.) See here, here, and here.
Posted by: Matt on Feb. 11, 2005Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
I shouldn't have kissed you
When you had the flu.
Um. You know. 'Cause I'm sure there's a celebrity out there who got sick recently.
You mean the pope?
Posted by: annika on Feb. 11, 2005
