I can't believe I clicked that link. I'm not all that familiar with Jessica Simpson, but it appears she and Britney Spears got their chests done at the same auto shop.

On the bright side, I now know what you sound like when you're having an orgasm. Yet somehow, perhaps thanks to the "Waaaaah"s in your link, the Annika-voice in my head sounds more like Lucille Ball having an orgasm.

Shit, that's twisted.

I think I'll stop here.

Kevin

I have a daughter named Annika. and i think its the cutest name on the earth . oh ! I was just surfing and your website named ANNIKA is simply awesome. My comments on this link is that the painting appears to be of a chinese hollywood star (Jackie Chan) who is very constipated by eating Kentucky fried chicken in Garlic and pepper sauce. He is sitting on the throne and making these funny noises.

From this week's TV Guide:

8 p.m. - 5, 29 Rated Y-14. Britney's Cajun Christmas - Join Britney Spears, husband Kevin, sister Jamie and the Kajun Klan Dancers as they celebrate a down-home Lousiana Christmas. Guest starring the corpse of Justin Wilson as the ghost of Christmas past - shoo-wee! With special musical guest David Bowie dueting with Britney on Silver Bells.

Wha? Huh? Did somebody say something? I'm sorry, what happened? One minute I was reading Annika's Journal, and the next minute I was mesmerized by a gorgeous, completely empty head sitting atop an absolutely spectacular pair of breasts. How long was I out?

Matt,

You've bereft me of all words!!

Plus LOL uncontrollably!

Even though we bash Spears for being overly whorish and Simpson for being intellectually deficient, we must honor them. Apparently, they voted Bush............

http://en.wiki pedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republican_celebrities

Jessica Simpson is to me as shiny objects are to crows. Faced with her visage I can only smile and mumble, in an infantile voice, "preeeeeeetty." Yes, I know she's a complete idiot. Somehow, that doesn't detract from her allure.

Just occurred to me: Kevin, do women normally scream "Pleaaaaseeenonononnhohono!!!!!" when locked in an intimate embrace with you? If so, do the police know about this? ;-)

let's get this out of the way once and for all:
unless they were fake when she was thirteen, they're not fake now, stupidheads.

but what i meant to say was this:
annika, i don't think anyone at any time could have put it any better.

Yes Matt, but after you got tired of fucking her, and trust me, you would. What would you talk about? NUTHIN!! That's what, and then you'd have to kill her to stop the pain of existance with a mental vacuum.

Actually, I think that she and Nick are a perfect match. I only WISH that I didn't know who either of them were, or anyone like them. Additionally, I volunteer to beat her talentless, fucktard, buttfuckingugly sister to death with a shovel.

Just occurred to me: Kevin, do women normally scream "Pleaaaaseeenonononnhohono!!!!!" when locked in an intimate embrace with you? If so, do the police know about this?

_____

I traffic in sheep. They always scream "No," but they never mean it.

We love Keeeeeeeeeevin!
Give us Keeeeeeeeeevin!
Only Keeeeeeeeeeeeevin!
...or maybe Keeeeeeeeerry!

For those of you who do humans, the secret to true love can be found in the lyrics of "Kielbasa" by Tenacious D.

Kevin

"[B]ut after you got tired of fucking her, and trust me, you would . . . "

I think I should be the judge of that . . .

"What would you talk about?"

Talk? What is this "talk" you speak of?

AAAaaaaah!! Talk is overrated sometimes. I shared an abode on the beach with a lovely German girl for a couple weeks one time in my early twenties. She looked like Bo Derek and didn't speak much English. No problem.

I wonder how Jessica Simpson would do in law school.

I'm not sure Jessica Simpson is from Earth. No human face is that perfectly symmetrical. I bet her head swings open and there's one of those little bitty guys from Men In Black driving.

Of course, Jessica seems to be set up for a crew of three...