I'm being my usual pedantic self, but the actual lyrics are "a three-hour TOUR." On the upside, maybe they'll cast Glenn as the Professor and he'll finally get some comeuppance for all his evilness. ;-)

Why do you still have Matsui at SS; R. Clayton is available...hitting .313 and in Col, which makes mediocrities decent hitters.

I'm also not sure about Kennedy, although he's pitching well so far.

Thanks, Turk. i haven't checked my team in a few days. i definitely need to upgrade my SS.

Thanks for the correction, Dave. Pedantry is always welcome here at annie's j.

Does your fantasy league recognize any sabermetric hitting stats? OPS, EqA, MVLR, etc?

Jim Backus made Gilligan's island...he (and by definition his wife "lovey") were usually the glue of every episode.

i went with valentin over clayton, since his power stats last year look better.

No sabermetrics in my league. just avg, R, HR, RBI, & SB.

And Jim Backus' greatest performance has to be in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Check it out.