Dear Annika:

I guess I don't get this one. Who's the guy in the "Celebrate Diversity" shirt? Who's the heifer in the leather dress? Why is he thinking about her? Why is this funny?

Sometimes, I feel like I live in an igloo on the polar cap -- pop-culture simply passes me by.

Sorry -- I'm back to reading Marcus Aurelius' "Meditations", now.....

Cheers!

- Will

Sigh.

The guy in the t-shirt is Instapundit. The fat chick is a photoshopped Brittany Spears. It would take too long to explain why it's funny. Then again, if i have to explain, maybe it's not.

Haven't you ever sat drinking all night across from a girl with a beautiful face only to be thrust into the quick but drunken decision mode when she stood up?

Can't say that i have, Casca.

Dear Annika:

Ah! That explains everything (?) -- or; as Marcus would have said - "Res ipsa loquitor"....

(Of another note; good luck on your law-school decision. If I were your Dad - which I'm not - I'd say 'go for it' -- then again; my whole family has that history).

Cheers!

- Will

Annika, sweetheart, you obviously haven't seen the InstaWife lately. Even with beer-goggles firmly in place the instageek would have better taste than Brittany...drat his luck. Maybe not luck. I heard a rumor that he built his fembot wife with nanobots in his Mom's basement after watching "Weird Science" for the 37th time. Will, or "Philosophy Guy" as he shall henceforth be known, is probably aware that "Weird Science is based on an original screenplay by Ludwig Wittgenstein.

Oh, not that you're even mildly interested at this point, but it looks more like GR is thinking: "Where did I leave my glasses? Did I leave them in the basement when I put the duct-tape on the bridge; or, did I leave them in the bathroom when I put the safety tape on the temple?"

And, now that you're not only disinterested but showing actual signs of a growing rage, I'm not you're Dad either...unless you have a mother named Traci...or Rhonda...or Beth...or is from Orlanda, FL...or, well...forget I brought it up...even though Philosophy Guy bought it up first. Law school decision...err...why not just put a scalpel to the neck of society, insert a straw and suck it dry? Just kidding. We need lawyers. Who else would we turn to protect us from lawyers? I mean, I'd really be up the creek the next time some idiot on crank drives a stolen SUV through my living room into my kitchen then sues me for violating his civil rights by not giving him fries with his take-out order if I couldn't turn to some $200/hr brainiac capable of communicating the subtle and nuanced fact that I-70 doesn't run through my yard and my name isn't Ronald Freakin' McDonald. Seriously, many productive members of society wish that they'd become lawyers instead. Pop Quiz! Which institution has produced more law degrees: A. Harvard B. Notre Dame C. San Quentin

Laugh all the way to the bank, revenge is sweet, living well is the best revenge...and being able to sleep at night with a clear conscience is as over-rated as being able to face yourself in the mirror each morning. Ignore me...I was scared by a lawyer as a child...he was serving me papers...at my birth...for preventing my mother's doctor from playing golf that afternoon...I lost everything...the bottles...the formula...the dog...I loved that dog...all I got to keep were these stinking elipses!

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