...it's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there...

April 08, 2004

If There Is Such A Thing As Reincarnation, Please Let Her Be Exempt!

i just can't stop updating you on Brittany's antics. She's such an easy target, and there's no shortage of material out there, since her every waking moment is chronicled for all to see. (That is, assuming the level of brainwave activity inside her head ever qualifies as a "waking moment.")

Here's a picture i found, showing what the American Skankwoman likes to read while she's laying out by the pool and sucking down Marlboro Lights.

It's a book called Wheels of a Soul: Reincarnation - Your Life Today and Tomorrow, by Kabbalist Rabbi Philip Berg. It was no doubt recommended by her personal Kabbalah tutor, that very classy Madona lady.

i guess Brittany's born again experience didn't take. Between smooches, Madona probably informed her that Christianity wasn't cool these days.

Fictional dialogue goes as follows:

"Baby, you gotta dump that whole Mel Gibson shit if you wanna be like me. Don't you want to be like me?"

"Of course I do. You know I do. Please help me be more like you."

"Alrighty then. But first let's see if we can't make you a little more like Janet."

Whispering and giggling ensues. Justin's name is mentioned. Some more whispering and giggling.

"Okay Madona, I'll do it! You're so smart."

Then we have this story.


P.S. By the way, it's just my opinion, but i think reincarnation is complete bullshit.

Posted by annika, Apr. 8, 2004 |
Rubric: American Skankwomen



Comments

Wonder if she'll get past those first 10 pages...

[It's "Britney," though, I have to say before it drives me crazy.]

Posted by: candace on Apr. 8, 2004

And here I was under the impression that Janet was trying to be more like Britney.

Posted by: notGeorge on Apr. 8, 2004

Over exposed (literally and figuratively)

Minimally talented.

Desperately trying to cling to the last vestiges of their fading fame.

They're all the same to me

Posted by: Stephen Macklin on Apr. 8, 2004

Another born again Christian huh? I'm sure honest Christians around the world appreciate having another hypocrite sully their name.

Posted by: glenn on Apr. 9, 2004

To Candace,

Annika deliberately misspells the names of those she doesn't like.


Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim on Apr. 9, 2004

Annika,
I'll bet you didn't believe in reincarnation in your last life either.

Posted by: Fred on Apr. 10, 2004

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