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March 25, 2004

American Skankwoman Carb Update

It's been a while since i posted about Brittany. i recently saw some new concert pictures and the first words that popped into my head were: Hello, welcome to the thunderthighdome, skank.

Here's what she told her promoters about her condition:

I look like a blimp, so do something about it. I need to look perfect -- better than perfect.
She's all class, ain't she?

Update: Puleeez! Have these people never heard of Beyonce, Carmen, Halle or Angelina?

Posted by annika, Mar. 25, 2004 |
Rubric: American Skankwomen



Comments

She makes me sick!

Posted by: ginger on Mar. 26, 2004

Apparently "sexy" means, "dress like a whore".

Lovely.

Posted by: Serenity on Mar. 26, 2004

It's the glowing red eyes that do it for me!!

Posted by: Pixy Misa on Mar. 26, 2004

Angelina wins, hands-down. I used to think Britney was sexy-hey, I let my hormones do the thinking for me-but she's made me gag the last couple of years.

Posted by: physics geek on Mar. 29, 2004

Beyonce is totally a skank ass bitch who her dad makes good money off of.She tries to compare herself to Jennifer Lopez with the singing and acting.The bitch can't act and she's a private whore.If JayZ only knew

Posted by: truth51276 on Jul. 18, 2005