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March 05, 2004

Match The Idiotic Quote With The Idiotic Celebrity

Here's a fun diversion. Try to match the following idiotic statements with the appropriate idiotic celebrity:

  1. Sometimes it's cool to make mistakes.

  2. [He] hates my indecisiveness when it comes to making decisions.

  3. God, I didn't see the pool. Why does he have a pool there?

  4. When I use those paints there's pure irony, because my paintings are always very dark. It makes them even more meaningful. And my favourite colour to paint with is pink. That's quite odd.

  5. You're scary and I feel really dark when I'm around you.

  6. Thank you Brazil!
Answers in extended entry:

Answers:

  1. American Skankwoman.

  2. America's #1 Sweedheart.

  3. Whore to the Hilton fortune.

  4. Freako sicko.

  5. American Skankwoman I. (Referring to American Skankwoman II.)

  6. No talent has been. (She said this after finishing a concert in Peru.)
Duuuuh.

Posted by annika, Mar. 5, 2004 |
Rubric: The Huh? Files



Comments

I was three for six. I knew the last one and I guessed Britney for the other five figuring the odds were in my favor.

Posted by: Kurt on Mar. 5, 2004

Not a bad theory to go on.

Posted by: annika! on Mar. 5, 2004

well annie likes the entertainment section, or likes how it raises her hackles :)

You're scary and I feel really dark when I'm around you. & Sometimes it's cool to make mistakes.

Sometimes it's cool to shut the fack up. ...She can't really talk like that, it has to be an act for the public...right?

Posted by: Scof on Mar. 5, 2004

Before I click the extended entry, I'd like to submit that at least one of those (#5) is Janeane Garofalo. The dumbest blonde ever.

Posted by: candace on Mar. 5, 2004

right or i'd be wrong. she's in good company, though.

Posted by: candace on Mar. 5, 2004

Hum... And I remember a certain female singer shouting "Hello, Spain!!" in her concert at Lisbon. Who? Whitney Houston. So I guess that is recurrent.

Posted by: Celia on Mar. 7, 2004

i wouldn't be surprised if that was Whitney's last invitation to Portugal.

Nunca mais, heh heh.

Posted by: annika on Mar. 7, 2004

so i bet all of the previous posters have never made mistakes before and find it easier to just put other people down because of their mistakes instead of look inside their own selves. im not saying that i like any of these 'stars' as role models, especially for little kids. i really dont think they are great role models at all for kids. but. as adults, i think its time we stop bashing things down and provoke change. its not productive to participate in giving these people money (however inadvertantly) by paying any attention whatsoever to them. to me, it seems as if all of you have bought into the whole cherade. i mean, britney, christina, allanis, paris, theyve all got you writing and making pages 'worthy' of stooping to their level and even discussing them. it just doesnt seem to make sense to me....... i dont mean to offend anyone here and id be more than happy to clear up my position on things, but im just amazed that this badmouthing can be any more valid than the whole entertainment crap. just dont pay attention if you dont like it. and if you really dont like it, do something about it.

Posted by: anonymous on Apr. 8, 2004